Licking Your Girl's Butthole

[Fatbat]

They said it would spice up my sex life. I guess it all depends on what she ate yesterday.

 

[mpbiz]

They said it would spice up my sex life. I guess it all depends on what she ate yesterday.

Giving a whole new meaning to pepper your angus!

 

[_poto_]

I worked on my grandparent's dairy farm during the summers when I was a kid. I got stuck doing a lot of the things that nobody else wanted to do, because hey, I was family.

I've been knee deep in cow shit, fallen in it. Been covered in shit. Been too close to animals when they let loose with a shit spray and got hit with the splatter. I've seen and shoveled enough manure to last me several lifetimes.

I have zero desire to stick my tongue in an asshole.

 

[potentialeight]

You don't really put your tongue in the asshole. It's more like tickling the asshole with your tongue.

 

[KennyPowers]

Forced and mostly public anilingus was used from time immemorial as a form of humiliation and punishment, usually of prisoners. The use of the practice in the Thirty Years' War was described by Grimmelshausen in Simplicius Simplicissimus (1668).

Took that from Wikipedia. Does that mean that people were forced to eat ass? Or have their ass eaten? Like was the King trying to get his butthole licked, or was he a buttlicker?

 

[KennyPowers]

Idk if there's a resemblance, or if I'm just a racist fuck, but at first glance that guy reminded me of MLK:

 

[zimok]

Took that from Wikipedia. Does that mean that people were forced to eat ass? Or have their ass eaten? Like was the King trying to get his butthole licked, or was he a buttlicker?

Evolution at work, the ones willing to lick ass didn't get killed in POW camps and their descendents are now posting on this board.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

 

[infoslob]

I worked on my grandparent's dairy farm during the summers when I was a kid. I got stuck doing a lot of the things that nobody else wanted to do, because hey, I was family.

I've been knee deep in cow shit, fallen in it. Been covered in shit. Been too close to animals when they let loose with a shit spray and got hit with the splatter. I've seen and shoveled enough manure to last me several lifetimes.

I have zero desire to stick my tongue in an asshole.

*** Required reading for those contemplating analingus on barnyard animals. ***

 

[BigWill]

so many virgins in this thread lol

 

[Red_Virus]

 

[fixie]

For realz, is licking her butthole any different than kissing her mouth?

Shit comes out both places

 

[infoslob]

so many virgins in this thread lol

 

[Vadym]

^ she looks like she's jerking him

 

[charless]

I don't understand people who aren't willing to do this. Seems completely natural to me.

 

[matt94gt]

niiice :banana_sml:

 

[ActionJackson83]

I'm so glad someone brought the thread about my favorite thing ever back : ]

 

[Muad'dib]

Idk if there's a resemblance, or if I'm just a racist fuck, but at first glance that guy reminded me of MLK

That's Eddy Murphy, you racist asshole.

 

[GimpSpack]

This thread:

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=n9WClv4U5B8[/ame]

 

[jamespat]

If you have never licked your girls asshole, she has probably never given you all her freakiness! The armpit is another less thought of spot as well.