I think you are posting in the wrong forum.
j/k
it's not "eating shit" dude...it's "licking her butthole". Those are two COMPLETELY different things man. lol
22 years and you have never taken a ride up the hershey highway?!!??
Licking Your Girl's Butthole
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I think you are posting in the wrong forum.
j/k
it's not "eating shit" dude...it's "licking her butthole". Those are two COMPLETELY different things man. lol
22 years and you have never taken a ride up the hershey highway?!!??
Not all of them.
Some women are so averse to having their asses played with that they will leave you, delete you from their FB, change their name, and move to another country if you so much as suggest it.
These women are rare though, the majority will either be really into it, or tolerate it the same way they tolerate all sexual activity..."the cost of doing business"
Ass play is a funny thing. Women don't want to 'go there' - and frankly, guys shouldn't either. We're laying down with whole women, not buttholes. So we holistically treat the ladies and can gradually focus on the rear end once the lady herself is secure. Once she is secure (and he is secure - that's 50% of this, don't forget) then we can toss a lot of 'no go' rules out the window and chow that ass.
And hey - eat all the inhibition in the room before eating the ass by 69ing first. Don't be stupid and leap face first into cold butthole.
Thus concludes my weekly heterosexual pep talk.
Why on earth would you ever apply your lips or tongue to a girl's anus?
You can be a rock star in bed without rimming. You don't have to rim to receive love, admiration, or zombie-like devotion from a girl.
At the very least, if you're going to do it, make her do an enema beforehand. Clean out the plumbing and minimize the risk of bacteria. Even porn entertainers will tell you that you sometimes get "chocolate chips" from the poop chute.
I'm guessing some of you rimmers aren't requiring enemas from your girls (heat of the moment and all that). I assume you understand how waste travels into and through the colon en route to the rectum and anus. Just because you don't get a mouthful of feces doesn't mean you're home free. You're still getting fecal material into your mouth.
And that's assuming your girl's anal sphincter is working flawlessly, almost completely sealing off the chute. But that's highly unlikely.
In a word, disgusting.
You can be a rock star in bed without rimming. You don't have to rim to receive love, admiration, or zombie-like devotion from a girl.
At the very least, if you're going to do it, make her do an enema beforehand. Clean out the plumbing and minimize the risk of bacteria. Even porn entertainers will tell you that you sometimes get "chocolate chips" from the poop chute.
I'm guessing some of you rimmers aren't requiring enemas from your girls (heat of the moment and all that). I assume you understand how waste travels into and through the colon en route to the rectum and anus. Just because you don't get a mouthful of feces doesn't mean you're home free. You're still getting fecal material into your mouth.
And that's assuming your girl's anal sphincter is working flawlessly, almost completely sealing off the chute. But that's highly unlikely.
In a word, disgusting.
Dude, it's called a shower and some soap. I'm not sticking my tongue in there and trying to reach her brain. And it's not about love or admiration, it's simply hot as fuck. If a girl is fully waxed and has that perfect bubble ass then my face needs to be in that.
Plain and simple. Ya dig?
Probably none. I'm actually really surprised by this thread. I always figured the majority of members here were some sick and twisted individuals but apparently not.
I am sick and twisted. But not at the expense of basic self-preservation.
If tonguing a bitch's shit-hole is what you consider the apex of sexual freedom or perversion, I have to question what metrics you're using.
Whatever. To each his own.
