Licking Your Girl's Butthole
- Thread starter Dwight Schrute
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hey guys I'm not sure but I think some of this stuff might be gay...especially Ice's learning to bottom "my guide to being a good bottom" video.
If you're not licking your girls asshole, then you clearly aren't dating/married to a hot enough chick...
It's basically the litmus test to whether your girl is hot enough!
It's basically the litmus test to whether your girl is hot enough!
LIBETY OR TRANNY? PICK A SIDE, DENVER!!!
the tree of libety must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of trannies
A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG butthole lick.
-:- Girl hugs him -:-
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her butthole lick one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG butthole lick.
-:- Girl hugs him -:-
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her butthole lick one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Ive seen some girls who are hairless from the eyebrows down and had perfectly bleached assholes, and im not gonna lie, i stuck my finger in there, to most of which shy'd away from and didnt like it.
Never been brave enough to go down there with the lickity as of yet. Not my cup of tea.
Never been brave enough to go down there with the lickity as of yet. Not my cup of tea.
Some girls love it, others hate it. The only way to find out is to just go for it. I'm an ass man myself, and any girl with an incredible ass should be down for this type of stuff. If she's not then that's a major letdown and total waste of dat perfect ass.
Then again maybe BangBros has spoiled me.
I love ass because there's a pussy in there. I don't love anus. I don't want to stick my dick in there, and I certainly don't want to lick it.
Exit only bros. Exit only.
Exit only bros. Exit only.
i love to do it when i'm super horny, especially jus to shove a girl over a pull her panties to one side and lap her ballon knot.
i love it when it's done to me too, i love to grab their heads and listen to them gasp for air as i shove it up there.
you should search and read "poo flakes", that tells a classic tale of my favourite rimming technique, i think you'd get off reading that
i love it when it's done to me too, i love to grab their heads and listen to them gasp for air as i shove it up there.
you should search and read "poo flakes", that tells a classic tale of my favourite rimming technique, i think you'd get off reading that
I should have known better...but I just looked up tub girl...for the first time : [
See! See what I'm talking about? And you're supposed to eat that shit? No thanks.
No matter how bleached that asshole, she's still shitting out of it one or more times a day. Unless she's showering and douching every time she has a dump, I'm not interested (and even then it's doubtful).
ok no dude...tubgirl is disgusting...eating ass is awesome.
you have GOT to be trolling. I cannot relate to this whatsoever. I mean you're just letting it go to waste...and your girl secretly resents you for not tongue punching her in the fart locker.
They love you in a much, MUCH more intense way after.
"fart locker"... yeah, that sounds appealing. I've been with the same girl for 22 years and I assure you I don't have to eat her shit to earn her respect or love.
No trolling.