*** Postwhore Contest - Every 500th Post Wins ***

[Jdog]

I measure my penis in 1/4" scale and it still only comes out to 2"

 

[tangem2]

Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is...

 

[Jdog]

I want to slip you both inches

 

[tangem2]

You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

 

[wfhnow]

You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you

 

[Jdog]

Wanna play hide the pickle?

 

[wfhnow]

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous

 

[tangem2]

Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?

 

[joe]

what the fuck is the chance of that. a few posts up.

 

[Jdog]

Your hot, I'm not. Let's even it out.

 

[tangem2]

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you'de be called the McGorgeous

love it

 

[tangem2]

I'm scared of getting pregnant, so do you want to go up to my room & test out all of my condoms?

 

[joe]

McGorgeous.

hahaha

 

[Jdog]

I'm catching you Joe.

 

[wfhnow]

Man i would was a newbie just coming to this thread i would think its all about pick up lines and not making money....

POST

 

[tangem2]

Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?

 

[wfhnow]

love it

Thanks...:cool-smiley-008:

 

[joe]

I'm catching you Joe.

shit!

 

[tangem2]

You know, looking at you right now, in this light... I could fuck you.

 

[wfhnow]

Do you believe in free love? (Certainly no!) Then how much do you cost?

HAHAHAHA that one gets my VOTE:thefinger: