I talk to some interesting people, but one of the more educational conversations I've had was with a confidence man/forger/defrauder/pimp who was getting ready to spend some time in prison.
Apparently there's big money working parking lots around the Omaha area.
1) He'd wait in the parking lot for the Henry Doorly Zoo and look for people who were out of state and watch them as they hid their purses and so on. Saved him time looking for the good stuff, he said, when he can just have the "dumb bitches" point out what's good by hiding it.
Once they were gone, he'd break in and take the purses, credit cards and so on. Once he had that, he'd send his ho's on a buying spree with the credit cards and ID. Every ho would go to a different store. Then he'd sell the stuff they bought and split the proceeds with the ho's.
2) He'd wait at popular parks that people use to practice softball and soccer and so on. Look for someone who looks like they've got cash, watch and see where they put their wallet (because someone changing into practice clothes doesn't want to carry a wallet onto the field), break in and grab it and drive off. Then he'd give the credit card loot to his ho's and have them go off and do their thing.
He also gave me the low-down on his BEST technique for keistering. On the night before a visit he has his ho get a balloon, stuff it full of pot, flatten it out a bit, then park a car wheel on it overnight. A little vaseline and it goes right up his ho's cooch.
Once in the face-to-face visit, he explained, she slips it out, passes it to him and then he slides the package into his ass.
He seemed quite proud of this ability of his. He was even prouder when he told me that he hadn't worked a day in his life.
Apparently there's big money working parking lots around the Omaha area.
1) He'd wait in the parking lot for the Henry Doorly Zoo and look for people who were out of state and watch them as they hid their purses and so on. Saved him time looking for the good stuff, he said, when he can just have the "dumb bitches" point out what's good by hiding it.
Once they were gone, he'd break in and take the purses, credit cards and so on. Once he had that, he'd send his ho's on a buying spree with the credit cards and ID. Every ho would go to a different store. Then he'd sell the stuff they bought and split the proceeds with the ho's.
2) He'd wait at popular parks that people use to practice softball and soccer and so on. Look for someone who looks like they've got cash, watch and see where they put their wallet (because someone changing into practice clothes doesn't want to carry a wallet onto the field), break in and grab it and drive off. Then he'd give the credit card loot to his ho's and have them go off and do their thing.
He also gave me the low-down on his BEST technique for keistering. On the night before a visit he has his ho get a balloon, stuff it full of pot, flatten it out a bit, then park a car wheel on it overnight. A little vaseline and it goes right up his ho's cooch.
Once in the face-to-face visit, he explained, she slips it out, passes it to him and then he slides the package into his ass.
He seemed quite proud of this ability of his. He was even prouder when he told me that he hadn't worked a day in his life.
