Conversation with a criminal

jdomaha

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I talk to some interesting people, but one of the more educational conversations I've had was with a confidence man/forger/defrauder/pimp who was getting ready to spend some time in prison.

Apparently there's big money working parking lots around the Omaha area.

1) He'd wait in the parking lot for the Henry Doorly Zoo and look for people who were out of state and watch them as they hid their purses and so on. Saved him time looking for the good stuff, he said, when he can just have the "dumb bitches" point out what's good by hiding it.

Once they were gone, he'd break in and take the purses, credit cards and so on. Once he had that, he'd send his ho's on a buying spree with the credit cards and ID. Every ho would go to a different store. Then he'd sell the stuff they bought and split the proceeds with the ho's.

2) He'd wait at popular parks that people use to practice softball and soccer and so on. Look for someone who looks like they've got cash, watch and see where they put their wallet (because someone changing into practice clothes doesn't want to carry a wallet onto the field), break in and grab it and drive off. Then he'd give the credit card loot to his ho's and have them go off and do their thing.

He also gave me the low-down on his BEST technique for keistering. On the night before a visit he has his ho get a balloon, stuff it full of pot, flatten it out a bit, then park a car wheel on it overnight. A little vaseline and it goes right up his ho's cooch.

Once in the face-to-face visit, he explained, she slips it out, passes it to him and then he slides the package into his ass.

He seemed quite proud of this ability of his. He was even prouder when he told me that he hadn't worked a day in his life.
 


Most criminals have these elborate systems which can be pretty creative. If they put that brain power into a legitimite business they could kill it. The problem is I think they identify with being "bad" so if they try to do something legit they feel like they're somewhere they don't belong.
 
I dunno about the whole cooch-to-ass maneuver. Sounds like the most sure-fired way to transmit disease that I could think of without using a syringe.
 
^^
Yeah, I try and stay clear of any cooch-to-ass manoeuvres wherever possible.
 
sounds like trash to me

Robbing peoples cars? Yeah that takes brains lol

Althought he may be smarter than most people in nebraska
 
Dude you should write a script about that shit, I'm sure Hollywood would pay big money to produce this story.

I wish I was better at photoshop I'd make a dvd box cover for it
 
I talk to some interesting people, but one of the more educational conversations I've had was with a confidence man/forger/defrauder/pimp who was getting ready to spend some time in prison.

Apparently there's big money working parking lots around the Omaha area.

1) He'd wait in the parking lot for the Henry Doorly Zoo and look for people who were out of state and watch them as they hid their purses and so on. Saved him time looking for the good stuff, he said, when he can just have the "dumb bitches" point out what's good by hiding it.

Once they were gone, he'd break in and take the purses, credit cards and so on. Once he had that, he'd send his ho's on a buying spree with the credit cards and ID. Every ho would go to a different store. Then he'd sell the stuff they bought and split the proceeds with the ho's.

2) He'd wait at popular parks that people use to practice softball and soccer and so on. Look for someone who looks like they've got cash, watch and see where they put their wallet (because someone changing into practice clothes doesn't want to carry a wallet onto the field), break in and grab it and drive off. Then he'd give the credit card loot to his ho's and have them go off and do their thing.

He also gave me the low-down on his BEST technique for keistering. On the night before a visit he has his ho get a balloon, stuff it full of pot, flatten it out a bit, then park a car wheel on it overnight. A little vaseline and it goes right up his ho's cooch.

Once in the face-to-face visit, he explained, she slips it out, passes it to him and then he slides the package into his ass.

He seemed quite proud of this ability of his. He was even prouder when he told me that he hadn't worked a day in his life.

What's the point of this?
 
What's the point of this?

What's the point of you?

Anything goes in STS, and the more weirder and fucked up, the better.

There's a great scene from American Me (one of my favorite prison flicks tied with Shawshank and Escape from Alcatraz).. but anyway, the guy's ho goes to the ladies room in the Visitors Area, and pulls out of her ass, you guessed it.. a balloon with some drug in it. Heroin, coke, whatever.

She waits on the toilet until the prison buzzer/bell rings, and flushes it down the toilet at that exact moment, where on the floor below, two guys have opened the drain/waterline pipe, have their hands inside the pipe, and catch the balloon on its way down. Now that's pretty creative!
 
What's the point of you?

Anything goes in STS, and the more weirder and fucked up, the better.

There's a great scene from American Me (one of my favorite prison flicks tied with Shawshank and Escape from Alcatraz).. but anyway, the guy's ho goes to the ladies room in the Visitors Area, and pulls out of her ass, you guessed it.. a balloon with some drug in it. Heroin, coke, whatever.

She waits on the toilet until the prison buzzer/bell rings, and flushes it down the toilet at that exact moment, where on the floor below, two guys have opened the drain/waterline pipe, have their hands inside the pipe, and catch the balloon on its way down. Now that's pretty creative!

Hey, nice story, you'll have to tell me it again some time!