Kevin Costner machine to clean up the oil spill was ignored



I thinks it's fucking great. I hope Costner makes billions of dollars on this.

It's nice to see an entrepreneur be rewarded. Unlike most of the douchebag Hollywood elite, he put his money (a LOT) where his mouth was and it seems to be paying off.
 
I'm going back to slinging berries through yahoo comments. Just read a few pages of the comments and feel smart again :)
 
Yeah I keep thinking this sounds like a good time for a Clive Cussler kind of novel action, where a Dirk Pit type comes in and saves the day.
 
they just placed an order for like 50 of his machines... are you still catching up on last months news?
 
Which network is going to host my following offer?

I have done the hard part - the copy is written.
If nobody is going to do this - would someone like to go 50/50 with me on getting this off the ground?
We will pwn the Obama coin and Michael Jackson coin.

It's time to get reeeeeotch, beeeeoottch!

The Kevin Costner Commemorative Coin:
BP denied him. BP ridiculed his ideas. Then BP had no choice but to call him and put his oil consuming machines to work in the gulf. How could they have denied this man the chance to correct this horrible eco-catastrophe? I mean, Kevin Costner does know something about the oceans - he was the lead role in Water World!! Yes, the Kevin Costner coin, stamped in 14kt gold can be yours forever, with its very own clear plastic display case for just 3 easy payments of 19.95. Here's how to order....

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seriously, PM me if interested. I already have the coin designed and its being stamped up

(if you are laughing, give a nigga some REP!)
 
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this is absolute bullshit. Who do you think caused this oil spill? Is it just a coincidence that Costner made the movie WaterWorld and then all of a sudden he has a machine that cleans up stuff in the water?

Open your eyes bros...
 
mpmarketing2006 said:
this is absolute bullshit. Who do you think caused this oil spill? Is it just a coincidence that Costner made the movie WaterWorld and then all of a sudden he has a machine that cleans up stuff in the water? Open your eyes bros...
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Most idiotic comment on WF to date. Waterworld was made when, 15 years ago? Why not claim his role in Dances with Wolves sparked the Indians to begin demanding their own casinos.
 
Roundabout said:
...his role in Dances with Wolves sparked the Indians to begin demanding their own casinos.
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uhhhh.... then how else do you explain it? I also suppose you think Oswald was the lone shooter. Get your head out of the sand bro and wakeup to the reality of Big Brother. Never figured Costner for one of "them"
 
Roundabout said:
Most idiotic comment on WF to date. Waterworld was made when, 15 years ago? Why not claim his role in Dances with Wolves sparked the Indians to begin demanding their own casinos.
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Don't be ridiculous. He was involved in the oil spill for sure, but thats taking it too far, it's people like you that give us conspiracy guys a bad name :angryfire:
 
i think/hope someone's sarcasm detector is off today. really hard to tell today
 
The really cool part about the Costner machine is that it is...

...drumroll please....

A Centrifuge.

That's right - technology invented 300+ years ago or so. And that's what makes it a great product. It's freakin' SIMPLE.
 
^--- Thread back on track, thank you Sharksfan. It was in a real funk for quite awhile there..
 
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