Possible Scenarios
The 28 page document will reveal one or several of the following:
1) ISIS did it and now we have to go turn the desert into glass.
2) Malaysia Airlines lost their best pilots in the 9/11 planes, and this explains their recent problems.
3) The US Gubment did it, the Shadow Gubmint (FEMA) executes our current regime, and the Majestic-12 keeps ruling while wearing a mask, falsely restoring faith in the (ryan) eagle.
4) Blames it on a highly sophisticated network of domestic terrorist cells, marshall law ensues, they take our guns, dey tuk ur jubs, all brown people end up in the empty internment camps the japs once filled.
5) After a 13 year research program, it's decided that the way to solve this is to put prozac and haldol and vaccines in all foods and drinks, free cable TV for everyone with interactive fleshlights installed, twice as many commercials and only one channel: Fox News.
6) Infographics become illegal.
6) LukeP for president.
6) New World Order caves, makes way for Corporatocracy. We change name to United States of Walmart, go to war with the Asimov Robots of the Moon Nation of Google.
7) Icke for president, send all reptilians back to hyperspace, reconstruct forcefield around Earth, ask for the Intergalactic Brotherhood of Light and Love (Ashtar Fleet) to punish all aliens/ariens/aryans who broke the Prime Directive to be punished.
8) Send the perpetrators within the government to the Wall (canada) and install Stannis Baratheon on the Iron Throne.
9) Okay, that was fun, gotta get back to work.
The 28 page document will reveal one or several of the following:
1) ISIS did it and now we have to go turn the desert into glass.
2) Malaysia Airlines lost their best pilots in the 9/11 planes, and this explains their recent problems.
3) The US Gubment did it, the Shadow Gubmint (FEMA) executes our current regime, and the Majestic-12 keeps ruling while wearing a mask, falsely restoring faith in the (ryan) eagle.
4) Blames it on a highly sophisticated network of domestic terrorist cells, marshall law ensues, they take our guns, dey tuk ur jubs, all brown people end up in the empty internment camps the japs once filled.
5) After a 13 year research program, it's decided that the way to solve this is to put prozac and haldol and vaccines in all foods and drinks, free cable TV for everyone with interactive fleshlights installed, twice as many commercials and only one channel: Fox News.
6) Infographics become illegal.
6) LukeP for president.
6) New World Order caves, makes way for Corporatocracy. We change name to United States of Walmart, go to war with the Asimov Robots of the Moon Nation of Google.
7) Icke for president, send all reptilians back to hyperspace, reconstruct forcefield around Earth, ask for the Intergalactic Brotherhood of Light and Love (Ashtar Fleet) to punish all aliens/ariens/aryans who broke the Prime Directive to be punished.
8) Send the perpetrators within the government to the Wall (canada) and install Stannis Baratheon on the Iron Throne.
9) Okay, that was fun, gotta get back to work.