Breast Implants

[Janaic]

Does anybody have any suggestions for a breast augmentation? What procedure, type of breast implants, etc? Does anybody know the recovery time and can explain to the best of their ability how painful the procedure was??


(Very weird question, but I'm curious)

Thanks!

 

[m0rtal]

First we need a pic to see what you're working with so we can get a better understanding of your requirements.

 

[Janaic]

First we need a pic to see what you're working with so we can get a better understanding of your requirements.

Haha, uh.. no no no.

 

[Jizzlobber]

There are less drastic procedures. For example, you could take clumps of toilet paper and rub your chest liberally twice a day until you achieve the desired results. I know what you're thinking - larger breasts with toilet paper? Yes, it may sound "weird" but just take a look in the mirror and see what it's done for your ass.

 

[BeerHat]

I have some great pills for this sort of thing.

 

[ChrisS]

^

 

[turbolapp]

Are you freakin kidding me?

 

[ChrisS]

LOL @ turbo.

"Nuh-uh girlfriend! you ain't coming all up in here with your fake boobs. This is my territory!"

 

[Janaic]

Are you freakin kidding me?

Nope. I wouldn't ask if I wasn't attempting to acquire information.

 

[turbolapp]

Try a google search instead of a webmaster forum, if you actually are serious.

Try a webmaster forum full of mostly men if you are just looking for attention.

 

[maximus]

Something like this would probably work:

Here's how they'd look at a soccer game:

 

[ChrisS]

Most of the unwashed geeks on this site have never even touched a breast. Probably not the best place to ask implant questions.

And yes, we all know you're a man.

 

[Netphase]

Through the navel and under the muscle.

 

[Janaic]

Actually, I'm not a man and I'm not looking for attention. If I was a man, I really wouldn't be curious, and if I was looking for attention, I would have posted a naked picture and asked "do you think I need new boobs"?

Reading information on google and interacting with people who can give perspectives, are two totally different things. You can read the same thing over and over again on google. But thanks, anyway!

 

[turbolapp]

Here ya go Breast Implants 4 You! Breast Augmentation Forum

k?thxbuhbye.

 

[nop_90]

I am just curious.
Are you seriously considering having breast augmentation ?
If you are, what size are you starting with ? what size would you like to end up with ?

Or is it a factor such as one breast is way bigger then the other, or one is really deformed ? Or other factors.

Or is it just something you are curious about.
I am curious about it too. What would motivate a person to get this done.
Why do they think thier life would be better if they have bigger boobs etc.

 

[Webferret]

Ask Shoemoney. He had a giant tit implanted on the top of his head

 

[barman]

Here ya go Breast Implants 4 You! Breast Augmentation Forum

k?thxbuhbye.

This site rules

 

[Demonez666]

Here ya go Breast Implants 4 You! Breast Augmentation Forum

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[HarveyJ]

Wow... not a single Rick Roll yet... This Clickbooth thing clearly has people agitated!

As for breast implants, from what I know about them (which is more than average, as I used to manage a bar that was a haunt for strippers before & after their shifts... and goths that would often wear less than the strippers), you're going to want to get a soft silica gel bag, that's filled with a saline/collagen compound.
They hang much more naturally.
Also, try to have them attached to the pectoral majora if at all possible. A lot of surgeons won't do it because it could damage the muscle long term
but once again, they will look more natural as your body shape changes due to addition / loss of muscle or fat.


i[]However[/i], I think you're better of just getting those fake inserts that you put under your tit to make them look bigger... Unless this really is because they're of a noticeably different size.