Broke Both My Arms Today

[Garrett]

Fuck. I ate shit on my skateboard this afternoon:

So now I can't make money because BOTH my arms are broken!
One complex fracture on the right(which is the pictures)
One inner simple fracture on the left

at least I have my Valium and Vicodin

 

[SkyFire]

So why is the account name for the photobucket "eric"

lol.


Damn, looks like it hurts... sure seem to type nicely for two broken arms though.

 

[joshmv]

That doesn't look so bad, couldn't you just walk it off?

 

[Garrett]

sister typing

thanks to my sister- she is typing everything out.

i was spoon fed dinner and unzipped.

...and i was about 90% done with all my projects too

 

[yoink*gasp*]

Dude, sucks to hear about your projects and not being able to work, but THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME! What a KICKASS picture man.

You're the fucking man as of today.

 

[ninjive]

Dude that sucks, hope those arms will heal fast.

I totally twisted my ankle last week flipping this gap.
what trick was it ?

 

[Garrett]

 

[Garrett]

i was flying down the hill and i squatted down on my longboard and grabbed the lip but as i came down at the speed i was going, i got killer speed wabbles and threw me off at about 30mph.

it looks worse than it feels. but i cant make any fucking money--thats the real reason why im pissed

 

[crossfittn]

Sorry to insult you, but you have REALLY poor risk management strategy. lmao sorry you can't make any $$ right now though

 

[bam bam]

Man, i fuckin love my board.

You Longboard of Shortboard dude?

 

[emp]

bam bam .. power to the literate:

i was flying down the hill and i squatted down on my longboard and grabbed the lip but as i came down at the speed i was going, i got killer speed wabbles and threw me off at about 30mph.

emphasis mine and yeah... I know I am a smartass.

::emp::

 

[ninjive]

wtf is shortboarding ?

skate and destroy.

 

[Mike]

That looks brutal man. If you're sister is nice enough to type posts on Wickedfire for you, maybe she's nice enough to help you finish your projects.

 

[John]

or at least post a pic of her boobs

 

[Mike]

or at least post a pic of her boobs

Now that's a good idea!

BTW, who wipes your ass after you shit? eww...

 

[eyekon1]

Now that's a good idea!

BTW, who wipes your ass after you shit? eww...

lol, good point.




...elbow pads maaaaaaaayne!

 

[bam bam]

wtf is shortboarding ?

skate and destroy.

Ugh, it's what happens when you ride a longboard way too long.

Longboard = Board
Normal Skate & Destroy Board = Shortboard.

Still ride mine everyday, 1500 and counting on my baby.

edit: @emp - Yeah, you're a smartass. lol

 

[barman]

oh fuck dude that shit is nasty... i feel bad for you.

and how are you using a computer now?

 

[mubin]

or at least post a pic of her boobs

She dont look 18. So lets stay away from that.

But srsy whos wiping the pooper?

 

[Garrett]

i haven't had to shit yet...but im going in for surgery at 2 pm so maybe that will be opportunity #1.

this wont keep me off my board though. small speedbump