Bros Can You Sign This Petition To Bring Back Jeremy Clarkson



Punch your boss without repercussions?

Fuck off.

I don't give a fuck. The overly sensitive liberal sjw cocksuckers are gloating over Clarksons suspension. I want Clarkson back to piss them off. Clarkson punched Piers Morgan and that cunt deserved it.
 
He's been getting more and more obnoxious over the years. There is something not right with him, maybe being a celebrity is going to his brain but you can't punch your boss in the face.
 
I don't give a fuck. The overly sensitive liberal sjw cocksuckers are gloating over Clarksons suspension. I want Clarkson back to piss them off. Clarkson punched Piers Morgan and that cunt deserved it.

100% I agree with that, but his suspension is totally justified.
 
A friend of mine has dealt with him professionally. He's a cunt with a holier than thou attitude apparently and a shit driver too (which is fairly obvious from the show.)

I do find him incredibly entertaining though. Top Gear less so over the years, but I'd still be gutted if it's canned.
 
I don't give a fuck. The overly sensitive liberal sjw cocksuckers are gloating over Clarksons suspension. I want Clarkson back to piss them off. Clarkson punched Piers Morgan and that cunt deserved it.

On thye one hand, punching a boss is not cool, on the other - anything to piss off those sjw liberals :D
 
He's not being suspended for punching his boss, he's being suspended for a series of whole series of fuck-ups. Saying nigger, calling Asians slopes, and finally punching his boss over a sandwich.

I'm sick of the fuckin' show anyway, every word they say is scripted, every joke is pre-planned.
 
Oh hey, look! Marketers falling for marketing.

Yeah it's such a struggling franchise that one of the stars of the show would agree to be fired temporarily for punching a boss over a missing sandwich. Make sense bro. This isn't some Ryan Holiday bullshit trying to sell a shitty book. Real things happen sometimes too.
 
Yeah it's such a struggling franchise that one of the stars of the show would agree to be fired temporarily for punching a boss over a missing sandwich. Make sense bro. This isn't some Ryan Holiday bullshit trying to sell a shitty book. Real things happen sometimes too.

You do realize that the most successful brands in the world regularly use negative PR stunts regularly right?

Oh, you didn't realize that? Ok, then.

Hey, totally unrelated but did you hear about all the commotion over Apple's $10,000 watch?

Blogs and news outlets (and social media, of course) are all talking about how dumb it is, what a waste, no one will buy it, blah blah blah

Apple...you know that struggling franchise...they'd never pull a negative PR stunt to create buzz.

Right?

Nah. Never.

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Oh hey, look! Marketers falling for marketing.

I mean, let's be real for a moment about some (many? most?) WickedFire posters:

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You do realize that the most successful brands in the world regularly use negative PR stunts regularly right?

Oh, you didn't realize that? Ok, then.

Hey, totally unrelated but did you hear about all the commotion over Apple's $10,000 watch?

Blogs and news outlets (and social media, of course) are all talking about how dumb it is, what a waste, no one will buy it, blah blah blah

Apple...you know that struggling franchise...they'd never pull a negative PR stunt to create buzz.

Right?

Nah. Never.

smarmy. A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person.
 
You do realize that the most successful brands in the world regularly use negative PR stunts regularly right?

Oh, you didn't realize that? Ok, then.

Hey, totally unrelated but did you hear about all the commotion over Apple's $10,000 watch?

Blogs and news outlets (and social media, of course) are all talking about how dumb it is, what a waste, no one will buy it, blah blah blah

Apple...you know that struggling franchise...they'd never pull a negative PR stunt to create buzz.

Right?

Nah. Never.

This is completely different and even hardly a negative PR in that sense.