ChaCha.com Pranks

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Too fuckin' funny

So, when the guide started returning results, this Google Ad popped up that said "Meth Addiction Video Help". I jumped on that shit:

ChaCha Conversation said:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyF
KimberlyF: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimberlyF: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: Hi, I'm looking for webmaster forums and affiliate forums
KimberlyF: Are you looking for a forum on something specific?
You: webmaster and affiliates
KimberlyF: OK, one moment please.
You: why does it say "meth addiction video tool"? I'm looking for forums
KimberlyF: Is that on the side of your screen or in the links section?
You: Right below "Guide Results". Are you saying that I have a meth problem?
You: cuz I don't
KimberlyF: I did not send you any sites on meth addiction. I'm sorry if your seeing those.
You: Okay, but that's what is says under Guide Results, then it has Computers Internet and two more results.
You: Are any of the forums any good?
KimberlyF: That's weird, sometimes, the system with send out a site to look at while we're searching, we have no control over that.
You: So, the system thinks that I need meth help because I asked for webmaster and affiliate forums? That's stupid
KimberlyF: Well, I guess it depends on what information your looking for specifically.
You: But I only do meth on the weekends. Not right now. How did it know?
KimberlyF: You can thank all the pranksters we've been getting for that! Really messes with our system.
You: So, somebody else told you guys
You: That's not cool. How did they know when I would be on?
You: Can you wait, while I look at this.
KimberlyF: WE know of a few groups who like to play with our guides!
KimberlyF: Sure go ahead.
You: Groups?
KimberlyF: Yes, there are at least four forums that have pranked us and continue to.
You: Are any of them webmaster forums or affiliate forums? Are they any good? W3.org doesn't look like a forum
KimberlyF: It says it is, but I'll delete it and see what else I can find.
You: Okay. Are radio stations pranking you? They like to do that.
KimberlyF: I don't think we've had radio stations yet, but I'm not sure, I haven't been working in the last few days. The prankster really start to wear on your nerves after a while.
You: Okay, so how did they know that I do meth, and get it to show up under the results? I think that there is a breach of privacy here.
You: You're not supposed to tell people, it's like a doctor client privlige or something.
You: WickedFire? Is that real?
You: Hello?
KimberlyF: It doesn't know you do meth! and even if it did, I'm not a priest, lawyer, or doctor, and therefore cannot grant you any guarantee of privacy!
KimberlyF: Are these results sufficient?
You: Then how did it put that in your results? It says guide results!
KimberlyF: It's automatically generated by the system.
You: But HOW did it KNOW???
KimberlyF: Is there anything else ont his topic I can find for you?
You: I want to talk to your supervisor please.
You: Somethings not right here.
You: Hello?
KimberlyF: Thank you for using ChaCha. Have a great day.
KimberlyF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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WickedFire was the 5th result.
 
jdog FTW:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaD
LisaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi lisa
LisaD: Hi, how are you?
You: do you know what a rusty trombone is?
You: my best friend told me to look it up?
LisaD: I can search for it for you
LisaD: one moment please
You: thank you
You: sorry, i'm doing fantastic. how about you?
LisaD: I'm great thanks for asking
You: your welcome
You: i'm not sure that's right. he winked at me and told me that we should try it.
You: it sounded more like an activity or something
LisaD: This is the only site I can send you regarding rusty trombone. The other sites are porn sites, which we are not allowed to send you
LisaD: I suggest that you search without a guide for it
You: really? they are not gay sites are they?
You: I've been worried about him lately. His name is engaged
LisaD: I did not even look at them, I just see them listed
You: oh ok. could you? I'm at work and can't look.
LisaD: if you go into wikipedia.org, it is actually listed there
LisaD: no, I will be turned off if I do, and I'm working right now
You: ok. so in your opinion, do you think he may be gay?
LisaD: as I said, I didn't look at the sites, so I don't know what the true content it
LisaD: is there another topic I can search for you tonight/
You: nope. thanks.
LisaD: thanks for using ChaCha, have a great night
LisaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SusanM
SusanM: Welcome to ChaCha!
SusanM: Hi, how are you tonight?
SusanM: What can I assist you with searching on?
You: y0
You: I am great, you?
You: I am looking for some high performance trannys
SusanM: I'm doing well, thanks =)
SusanM: transmissions?
You: yes trannys
SusanM: What kind of car?
You: import
You: its a brazilian model
SusanM: Sure, it'll be just a moment please..
You: these are brazilian trannys right?
SusanM: I'm still searching for that.. the second site I sent covers all sorts of different imports
You: ok, I'll wait
You: :)
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This shit is funny
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenJ
KarenJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, I would like to know who the easiest ChaCha guide to bone would be?
Status: You are being transfered to another guide.
Status: Connected to guide: BrittanyF
You: Hi brittany. I asked Karen who the easiest chacha guide to bone would be. She sent me to you.
*banned*
 
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Rofl, nice one deliguy

I'm already banned from ChaCha from a while back :(
 
Deliguy said:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenJ
KarenJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, I would like to know who the easiest ChaCha guide to bone would be?
Status: You are being transfered to another guide.
Status: Connected to guide: BrittanyF
You: Hi brittany. I asked Karen who the easiest chacha guide to bone would be. She sent me to you.
*banned*
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lmao!! ++rep:hitit_sml:
 
wow this is so much fun hahahahaha

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TonyD
TonyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi tony
TonyD: Hello
You: I have a dilemma
TonyD: Yes
You: i want to come out to my parents
You: and i need some advice
You: maybe a how to guide or something
TonyD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i am gay and my parents don't know, I want to tell them that I am gay
You: i don't know how to do it though
You: my dad is against it
TonyD: I see
You: i was just hoping there was some sort of webpage that could help me
You: i'm not very good at internetting
TonyD: Well due to Chacha rules of being a guide and by me representing them I'm not allowed to give personal, private, or legal advice while working for them. Sorry about that but its their rules. I hope you understand.
You: i just want to find a webpage that talks about the issue
You: I don't know what to do
TonyD: Ok I can do that for you
You: this was my last resort
TonyD: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: thank you so much
TonyD: You are very welcome
You: wow
You: that is great
You: how come I couldn't find those?
TonyD: I don't know
You: I also need some information on teen suicide
TonyD: ummm
You: If my parents don't react well to the news I may have to kill myself
You: would you suggest polyethylene or nylon rope?
TonyD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 
I can do this all day long:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SarahH
SarahH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi sarah
You: I need to find a country that doesnt have an extradition treaty with the US
SarahH: Hi there, arey ou looking for a list of extradition treaties the US has with other countries or something else?
You: i did something really bad and i need to get out of the country
SarahH: Ah, OK. Let me see here.
SarahH: Hehe.
You: ?
You: Can you help
You: i cant find anything myself
SarahH: Yes, just one moment. I can find lots of lists of countries we do have one with, but I'm trying to find a list or examples of some we don't.
SarahH: Here we go:
You: thanks
You: i need to get the hell out of here
SarahH: Well, it looks like those places could be on your list :)
SarahH: Can I find anything more for you?
You: thanks
You: I hope its not bad there
You: Ill miss the US
SarahH: Good luck!
SarahH: I'm sure :) Have a great afternoon.
SarahH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
 
lmao mrkongel!
that was good

Its also fun to search for their name backwards
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WendyR
WendyR: Welcome to ChaCha!
WendyR: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hi i need some information on Rydnew for a school paper
WendyR: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
*this took about 3 minutes*
WendyR: You are researching me? backwards?
You: no the ugly chick next door
You: the one thats on her computer right now
You: hey i just waved to you why aren't you waving back...fat ass
*ban*
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I could barely type it this one was so much fun!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ClydeP
ClydeP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi clyde, i need to know how to avoid cumgugglers
You: i found one this morning rummaging through my garbage
ClydeP: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
ClydeP: hi
You: i need to know if there is some sort of insecticide or something i can use to keep cumgugglers away from my home
ClydeP: what is a cumguggler?
You: they are sort of a leech they latch on to things
You: and suck it dry
ClydeP: ok
You: very dangerous for kids
You: I'm from oregon so we are known to have much larger cumgugglers. I've seen ones over a foot long!
You: okay thats a lie, i just wanted to impress you
ClydeP: there is no such thing as cumgugglers
You: i saw one this morning!
You: it was going through my garbage
ClydeP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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mkrongel said:
I can do this all day long:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SarahH
SarahH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi sarah
You: I need to find a country that doesnt have an extradition treaty with the US
SarahH: Hi there, arey ou looking for a list of extradition treaties the US has with other countries or something else?
You: i did something really bad and i need to get out of the country
SarahH: Ah, OK. Let me see here.
SarahH: Hehe.
You: ?
You: Can you help
You: i cant find anything myself
SarahH: Yes, just one moment. I can find lots of lists of countries we do have one with, but I'm trying to find a list or examples of some we don't.
SarahH: Here we go:
You: thanks
You: i need to get the hell out of here
SarahH: Well, it looks like those places could be on your list :)
SarahH: Can I find anything more for you?
You: thanks
You: I hope its not bad there
You: Ill miss the US
SarahH: Good luck!
SarahH: I'm sure :) Have a great afternoon.
SarahH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
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LOL!! Don't you have affiliates to pay or something, Mike?

I'm really starting to like ChaCha!
 
SEO_Mike said:
LOL!! Don't you have affiliates to pay or something, Mike?

I'm really starting to like ChaCha!
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Ehh its friday.....Everyone needs a laugh... I give it 4 months before Cha Cha gets shut down because of people doing this to them.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KyleC
KyleC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi kyle
KyleC: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: Ineed to learn how to launder money
KyleC: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes thank you
You: time to start laundering money
KyleC: Have a great day.
KyleC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Sometimes it sucks when they don't want to talk and they end the sessions too early
 
Deliguy said:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenJ
KarenJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, I would like to know who the easiest ChaCha guide to bone would be?
Status: You are being transfered to another guide.
Status: Connected to guide: BrittanyF
You: Hi brittany. I asked Karen who the easiest chacha guide to bone would be. She sent me to you.
*banned*
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best by far. hahah
 
this is the best find ever! +rep to whoever started it.
this is so much fun.

if any of you get DeannaG: she's fuckin cool! I've been talking to her for the last half hour.

Edit:
DeannaG: LOL...
You: you guides get plenty of pranksters here?
DeannaG: tons...finger always on the abuse button...
You: lol, whats the best one you've gotten?
DeannaG: ugh, you don't want to know
You: i do! :)
You: you gotta have some funny ones
DeannaG: various cooking methods of different races
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then she sent me this link as a christmas present
Elf Yourself: A Gift from OfficeMax
Boy they get more shit than i could imagine!
 
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