ChaCha.com Pranks

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Too fuckin' funny

So, when the guide started returning results, this Google Ad popped up that said "Meth Addiction Video Help". I jumped on that shit:

ChaCha Conversation said:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyF
KimberlyF: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimberlyF: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: Hi, I'm looking for webmaster forums and affiliate forums
KimberlyF: Are you looking for a forum on something specific?
You: webmaster and affiliates
KimberlyF: OK, one moment please.
You: why does it say "meth addiction video tool"? I'm looking for forums
KimberlyF: Is that on the side of your screen or in the links section?
You: Right below "Guide Results". Are you saying that I have a meth problem?
You: cuz I don't
KimberlyF: I did not send you any sites on meth addiction. I'm sorry if your seeing those.
You: Okay, but that's what is says under Guide Results, then it has Computers Internet and two more results.
You: Are any of the forums any good?
KimberlyF: That's weird, sometimes, the system with send out a site to look at while we're searching, we have no control over that.
You: So, the system thinks that I need meth help because I asked for webmaster and affiliate forums? That's stupid
KimberlyF: Well, I guess it depends on what information your looking for specifically.
You: But I only do meth on the weekends. Not right now. How did it know?
KimberlyF: You can thank all the pranksters we've been getting for that! Really messes with our system.
You: So, somebody else told you guys
You: That's not cool. How did they know when I would be on?
You: Can you wait, while I look at this.
KimberlyF: WE know of a few groups who like to play with our guides!
KimberlyF: Sure go ahead.
You: Groups?
KimberlyF: Yes, there are at least four forums that have pranked us and continue to.
You: Are any of them webmaster forums or affiliate forums? Are they any good? W3.org doesn't look like a forum
KimberlyF: It says it is, but I'll delete it and see what else I can find.
You: Okay. Are radio stations pranking you? They like to do that.
KimberlyF: I don't think we've had radio stations yet, but I'm not sure, I haven't been working in the last few days. The prankster really start to wear on your nerves after a while.
You: Okay, so how did they know that I do meth, and get it to show up under the results? I think that there is a breach of privacy here.
You: You're not supposed to tell people, it's like a doctor client privlige or something.
You: WickedFire? Is that real?
You: Hello?
KimberlyF: It doesn't know you do meth! and even if it did, I'm not a priest, lawyer, or doctor, and therefore cannot grant you any guarantee of privacy!
KimberlyF: Are these results sufficient?
You: Then how did it put that in your results? It says guide results!
KimberlyF: It's automatically generated by the system.
You: But HOW did it KNOW???
KimberlyF: Is there anything else ont his topic I can find for you?
You: I want to talk to your supervisor please.
You: Somethings not right here.
You: Hello?
KimberlyF: Thank you for using ChaCha. Have a great day.
KimberlyF: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

WickedFire was the 5th result.
 
jdog FTW:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaD
LisaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi lisa
LisaD: Hi, how are you?
You: do you know what a rusty trombone is?
You: my best friend told me to look it up?
LisaD: I can search for it for you
LisaD: one moment please
You: thank you
You: sorry, i'm doing fantastic. how about you?
LisaD: I'm great thanks for asking
You: your welcome
You: i'm not sure that's right. he winked at me and told me that we should try it.
You: it sounded more like an activity or something
LisaD: This is the only site I can send you regarding rusty trombone. The other sites are porn sites, which we are not allowed to send you
LisaD: I suggest that you search without a guide for it
You: really? they are not gay sites are they?
You: I've been worried about him lately. His name is engaged
LisaD: I did not even look at them, I just see them listed
You: oh ok. could you? I'm at work and can't look.
LisaD: if you go into wikipedia.org, it is actually listed there
LisaD: no, I will be turned off if I do, and I'm working right now
You: ok. so in your opinion, do you think he may be gay?
LisaD: as I said, I didn't look at the sites, so I don't know what the true content it
LisaD: is there another topic I can search for you tonight/
You: nope. thanks.
LisaD: thanks for using ChaCha, have a great night
LisaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SusanM
SusanM: Welcome to ChaCha!
SusanM: Hi, how are you tonight?
SusanM: What can I assist you with searching on?
You: y0
You: I am great, you?
You: I am looking for some high performance trannys
SusanM: I'm doing well, thanks =)
SusanM: transmissions?
You: yes trannys
SusanM: What kind of car?
You: import
You: its a brazilian model
SusanM: Sure, it'll be just a moment please..
You: these are brazilian trannys right?
SusanM: I'm still searching for that.. the second site I sent covers all sorts of different imports
You: ok, I'll wait
You: :)

This shit is funny
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenJ
KarenJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, I would like to know who the easiest ChaCha guide to bone would be?
Status: You are being transfered to another guide.
Status: Connected to guide: BrittanyF
You: Hi brittany. I asked Karen who the easiest chacha guide to bone would be. She sent me to you.
*banned*
 
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Rofl, nice one deliguy

I'm already banned from ChaCha from a while back :(
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenJ
KarenJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, I would like to know who the easiest ChaCha guide to bone would be?
Status: You are being transfered to another guide.
Status: Connected to guide: BrittanyF
You: Hi brittany. I asked Karen who the easiest chacha guide to bone would be. She sent me to you.
*banned*

lmao!! ++rep:hitit_sml:
 
wow this is so much fun hahahahaha

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TonyD
TonyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi tony
TonyD: Hello
You: I have a dilemma
TonyD: Yes
You: i want to come out to my parents
You: and i need some advice
You: maybe a how to guide or something
TonyD: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: i am gay and my parents don't know, I want to tell them that I am gay
You: i don't know how to do it though
You: my dad is against it
TonyD: I see
You: i was just hoping there was some sort of webpage that could help me
You: i'm not very good at internetting
TonyD: Well due to Chacha rules of being a guide and by me representing them I'm not allowed to give personal, private, or legal advice while working for them. Sorry about that but its their rules. I hope you understand.
You: i just want to find a webpage that talks about the issue
You: I don't know what to do
TonyD: Ok I can do that for you
You: this was my last resort
TonyD: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: thank you so much
TonyD: You are very welcome
You: wow
You: that is great
You: how come I couldn't find those?
TonyD: I don't know
You: I also need some information on teen suicide
TonyD: ummm
You: If my parents don't react well to the news I may have to kill myself
You: would you suggest polyethylene or nylon rope?
TonyD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 
I can do this all day long:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SarahH
SarahH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi sarah
You: I need to find a country that doesnt have an extradition treaty with the US
SarahH: Hi there, arey ou looking for a list of extradition treaties the US has with other countries or something else?
You: i did something really bad and i need to get out of the country
SarahH: Ah, OK. Let me see here.
SarahH: Hehe.
You: ?
You: Can you help
You: i cant find anything myself
SarahH: Yes, just one moment. I can find lots of lists of countries we do have one with, but I'm trying to find a list or examples of some we don't.
SarahH: Here we go:
You: thanks
You: i need to get the hell out of here
SarahH: Well, it looks like those places could be on your list :)
SarahH: Can I find anything more for you?
You: thanks
You: I hope its not bad there
You: Ill miss the US
SarahH: Good luck!
SarahH: I'm sure :) Have a great afternoon.
SarahH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended
 
lmao mrkongel!
that was good

Its also fun to search for their name backwards
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: WendyR
WendyR: Welcome to ChaCha!
WendyR: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: hi i need some information on Rydnew for a school paper
WendyR: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
*this took about 3 minutes*
WendyR: You are researching me? backwards?
You: no the ugly chick next door
You: the one thats on her computer right now
You: hey i just waved to you why aren't you waving back...fat ass
*ban*
 
I could barely type it this one was so much fun!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ClydeP
ClydeP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi clyde, i need to know how to avoid cumgugglers
You: i found one this morning rummaging through my garbage
ClydeP: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
ClydeP: hi
You: i need to know if there is some sort of insecticide or something i can use to keep cumgugglers away from my home
ClydeP: what is a cumguggler?
You: they are sort of a leech they latch on to things
You: and suck it dry
ClydeP: ok
You: very dangerous for kids
You: I'm from oregon so we are known to have much larger cumgugglers. I've seen ones over a foot long!
You: okay thats a lie, i just wanted to impress you
ClydeP: there is no such thing as cumgugglers
You: i saw one this morning!
You: it was going through my garbage
ClydeP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
 
I can do this all day long:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SarahH
SarahH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi sarah
You: I need to find a country that doesnt have an extradition treaty with the US
SarahH: Hi there, arey ou looking for a list of extradition treaties the US has with other countries or something else?
You: i did something really bad and i need to get out of the country
SarahH: Ah, OK. Let me see here.
SarahH: Hehe.
You: ?
You: Can you help
You: i cant find anything myself
SarahH: Yes, just one moment. I can find lots of lists of countries we do have one with, but I'm trying to find a list or examples of some we don't.
SarahH: Here we go:
You: thanks
You: i need to get the hell out of here
SarahH: Well, it looks like those places could be on your list :)
SarahH: Can I find anything more for you?
You: thanks
You: I hope its not bad there
You: Ill miss the US
SarahH: Good luck!
SarahH: I'm sure :) Have a great afternoon.
SarahH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

LOL!! Don't you have affiliates to pay or something, Mike?

I'm really starting to like ChaCha!
 
LOL!! Don't you have affiliates to pay or something, Mike?

I'm really starting to like ChaCha!

Ehh its friday.....Everyone needs a laugh... I give it 4 months before Cha Cha gets shut down because of people doing this to them.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KyleC
KyleC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi kyle
KyleC: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: Ineed to learn how to launder money
KyleC: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes thank you
You: time to start laundering money
KyleC: Have a great day.
KyleC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Sometimes it sucks when they don't want to talk and they end the sessions too early
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not located.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenJ
KarenJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi, I would like to know who the easiest ChaCha guide to bone would be?
Status: You are being transfered to another guide.
Status: Connected to guide: BrittanyF
You: Hi brittany. I asked Karen who the easiest chacha guide to bone would be. She sent me to you.
*banned*

best by far. hahah
 
this is the best find ever! +rep to whoever started it.
this is so much fun.

if any of you get DeannaG: she's fuckin cool! I've been talking to her for the last half hour.

Edit:
DeannaG: LOL...
You: you guides get plenty of pranksters here?
DeannaG: tons...finger always on the abuse button...
You: lol, whats the best one you've gotten?
DeannaG: ugh, you don't want to know
You: i do! :)
You: you gotta have some funny ones
DeannaG: various cooking methods of different races
then she sent me this link as a christmas present
Elf Yourself: A Gift from OfficeMax
Boy they get more shit than i could imagine!
 
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