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Status: Connected to guide: GlynnisA
GlynnisA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: thanks
GlynnisA: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: im looking for a picture of britney spears' gash
GlynnisA: Excuse, me of what?
You: her gash....her minge, her flange, her bacon bits, her beef curtains, her muff, her twat, her VAGINA
GlynnisA: Sorry but we do not complete searches such as this at Cha Cha! Have a nice day!
You: You cunt!
GlynnisA: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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Status: Connected to guide: GlynnisA
GlynnisA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: thanks
GlynnisA: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: im looking for a picture of britney spears' gash
GlynnisA: Excuse, me of what?
You: her gash....her minge, her flange, her bacon bits, her beef curtains, her muff, her twat, her VAGINA
GlynnisA: Sorry but we do not complete searches such as this at Cha Cha! Have a nice day!
You: You cunt!
GlynnisA: Thank you for using ChaCha!
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Status: Connected to guide: StaceyD
StaceyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
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Session ending due to restricted content
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Status: Connected to guide: StacyB
StacyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
StacyB: Hi there what can I help you find
You: hi stacyB
You: my friend told me about a new dance called the goatse
You: Can you find me information on it?
StacyB: goatse is an adult subject
You: really?
You: He said it was a new dance to techno music
StacyB: I can send you some general info about it, but wouldnt be able to provide you with any pictures
You: theres pictures of this dance?
StacyB: its not a dance
You: but he said its a dance, what is it then?
StacyB: I sent you the definetion on wikipedia
You: whts wikipedia?
StacyB: an encyclopedia
StacyB: do you see the link
You: is it related to the goatse dance?
You: yes i see the link
You: do i click on it?
StacyB: its not a dance, if you read the site it should answer your questions
StacyB: yes'
You: i dont like clicking random links
You: afraid some persons privates might pop up
StacyB: well this is a search engine, in order to get the results you need to click on the link
StacyB: was there anything else i can help you with
You: oh really?
You: i thought it was a chat service to find stuff
StacyB: no you got the wrong site i think
StacyB: we do help you find links, but once i find them you must click on them
You: ok i clicked
You: that was fun
You: i guess it really isnt a dance
StacyB: no
You: man they tricked me again
You: I feel so dumb
StacyB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: why does everyone pick on me
StacyB: okay well im glad I could help have a great night
You: is there a page on the internet to help me find out why people pick on me?
StacyB: Im sure there might be,
StacyB: im sedning you a site about how to deal with bullesi
StacyB: that should help
You: thanks
StacyB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: maybe ina little while can you stay on while i read about bullies?
StacyB: no I have to help others
StacyB: Have a great evening, come back when you need more help
You: thnks youre the breast
StacyB: I m I know! thanks
StacyB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Connected to guide: StaceyD
StaceyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Status: Session ended.
Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StacyB
StacyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
StacyB: Hi there what can I help you find
You: hi stacyB
You: my friend told me about a new dance called the goatse
You: Can you find me information on it?
StacyB: goatse is an adult subject
You: really?
You: He said it was a new dance to techno music
StacyB: I can send you some general info about it, but wouldnt be able to provide you with any pictures
You: theres pictures of this dance?
StacyB: its not a dance
You: but he said its a dance, what is it then?
StacyB: I sent you the definetion on wikipedia
You: whts wikipedia?
StacyB: an encyclopedia
StacyB: do you see the link
You: is it related to the goatse dance?
You: yes i see the link
You: do i click on it?
StacyB: its not a dance, if you read the site it should answer your questions
StacyB: yes'
You: i dont like clicking random links
You: afraid some persons privates might pop up
StacyB: well this is a search engine, in order to get the results you need to click on the link
StacyB: was there anything else i can help you with
You: oh really?
You: i thought it was a chat service to find stuff
StacyB: no you got the wrong site i think
StacyB: we do help you find links, but once i find them you must click on them
You: ok i clicked
You: that was fun
You: i guess it really isnt a dance
StacyB: no
You: man they tricked me again
You: I feel so dumb
StacyB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: why does everyone pick on me
StacyB: okay well im glad I could help have a great night
You: is there a page on the internet to help me find out why people pick on me?
StacyB: Im sure there might be,
StacyB: im sedning you a site about how to deal with bullesi
StacyB: that should help
You: thanks
StacyB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: maybe ina little while can you stay on while i read about bullies?
StacyB: no I have to help others
StacyB: Have a great evening, come back when you need more help
You: thnks youre the breast
StacyB: I m I know! thanks
StacyB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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Status: Connected to guide: StaceyD
StaceyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Status: Session ended.
Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StacyB
StacyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
StacyB: Hi there what can I help you find
You: hi stacyB
You: my friend told me about a new dance called the goatse
You: Can you find me information on it?
StacyB: goatse is an adult subject
You: really?
You: He said it was a new dance to techno music
StacyB: I can send you some general info about it, but wouldnt be able to provide you with any pictures
You: theres pictures of this dance?
StacyB: its not a dance
You: but he said its a dance, what is it then?
StacyB: I sent you the definetion on wikipedia
You: whts wikipedia?
StacyB: an encyclopedia
StacyB: do you see the link
You: is it related to the goatse dance?
You: yes i see the link
You: do i click on it?
StacyB: its not a dance, if you read the site it should answer your questions
StacyB: yes'
You: i dont like clicking random links
You: afraid some persons privates might pop up
StacyB: well this is a search engine, in order to get the results you need to click on the link
StacyB: was there anything else i can help you with
You: oh really?
You: i thought it was a chat service to find stuff
StacyB: no you got the wrong site i think
StacyB: we do help you find links, but once i find them you must click on them
You: ok i clicked
You: that was fun
You: i guess it really isnt a dance
StacyB: no
You: man they tricked me again
You: I feel so dumb
StacyB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: why does everyone pick on me
StacyB: okay well im glad I could help have a great night
You: is there a page on the internet to help me find out why people pick on me?
StacyB: Im sure there might be,
StacyB: im sedning you a site about how to deal with bullesi
StacyB: that should help
You: thanks
StacyB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: maybe ina little while can you stay on while i read about bullies?
StacyB: no I have to help others
StacyB: Have a great evening, come back when you need more help
You: thnks youre the breast
StacyB: I m I know! thanks
StacyB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Haha, StacyB is a freak! She knows what goatse is!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristinG
ChristinG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
ChristinG: Hello. How may I specifically help you with your search?
You: I'm looking for the best internet marketing webmaster affiliate forum
ChristinG: Let me see what I can find for you.
ChristinG: Is this the type of result you are looking for?
[ WickedFire pops up on the results page ]
Obviously that was a loaded query, but still
Status: Connected to guide: ChristinG
ChristinG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
ChristinG: Hello. How may I specifically help you with your search?
You: I'm looking for the best internet marketing webmaster affiliate forum
ChristinG: Let me see what I can find for you.
ChristinG: Is this the type of result you are looking for?
[ WickedFire pops up on the results page ]
Obviously that was a loaded query, but still
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Hey let me login and then you guys can mess with me and I can get paid :xomunch: LOL, J/K!!
I plaid around with being a guide a while ago when it first came out in order to take $ out you have to open a bank account in some random place... it's a good way to waist time that's for sure.
I plaid around with being a guide a while ago when it first came out in order to take $ out you have to open a bank account in some random place... it's a good way to waist time that's for sure.
This Chacha is great! I wonder where they get the money to do something so stupid..
Anyway here is my chat:
LisaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
LisaA: Hi there! What informations regarding willy wonka can I help you with?
You: I want to know if this is a good movie to watch?
LisaA: Let me find you some reviews! One moment please...
You: Ok I will wait, but please don't watch the whole movie
LisaA: Are you most interested in the one made in 1971 or the newer "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" from 2005?
You: I think the one with the Chocolate would be great
You: If it is any good that is
LisaA: Well, they actually both have the chocolate factory... I'll send a couple reviews of both your way!
You: Oh, now that makes it harder to choose
LisaA: I really like Johnny Depp... he's a wonderful actor and stars in the newer movie
You: Oh golly.. there are some midgets which might frighten my kids
LisaA: I'm still searching for some reviews that could help you decide...
You: I think I will go with the new version, these midgets freak me out, I wonder how children react
LisaA: I remember seeing it when I was younger, didn't care for it at all!
LisaA: Haven't seen the new one though
LisaA: Are these results what you had in mind?
You: Yes they are great I will read them all!
Anyway here is my chat:
LisaA: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
LisaA: Hi there! What informations regarding willy wonka can I help you with?
You: I want to know if this is a good movie to watch?
LisaA: Let me find you some reviews! One moment please...
You: Ok I will wait, but please don't watch the whole movie
LisaA: Are you most interested in the one made in 1971 or the newer "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" from 2005?
You: I think the one with the Chocolate would be great
You: If it is any good that is
LisaA: Well, they actually both have the chocolate factory... I'll send a couple reviews of both your way!
You: Oh, now that makes it harder to choose
LisaA: I really like Johnny Depp... he's a wonderful actor and stars in the newer movie
You: Oh golly.. there are some midgets which might frighten my kids
LisaA: I'm still searching for some reviews that could help you decide...
You: I think I will go with the new version, these midgets freak me out, I wonder how children react
LisaA: I remember seeing it when I was younger, didn't care for it at all!
LisaA: Haven't seen the new one though
LisaA: Are these results what you had in mind?
You: Yes they are great I will read them all!
This is fun. I cn mess with them all day
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Status: Connected to guide: AudreyP
AudreyP: Welcome to ChaCha!
AudreyP: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: I need to catch this bastard
You: help please
AudreyP: Let's see...I have knowledge in this first hand....
You: Lying bastard
You: Now i know why women turn lesbian
You: You caught your husband cheting?
AudreyP: Called each & every one of them too! It was fun!
You: Im hot too
You: why would he sleep with someone else?
You: a guy no less
You: I dont know what to do
AudreyP: Go out and have some fun...you deserve it!
You: I should go out and find a group of guys to do me
You: that would piss him off
AudreyP: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (that would piss him off)
You: sorry
You: Im sorry to lay my problem on you
AudreyP: Well, there's some reading for you to start on....
You: I should go out
AudreyP: Talking to others in the same boat really does help...
AudreyP: but don't stoop to his level by doing what he did...
You: You think getting back on the "horse"works too?
AudreyP: be the bigger person, and heal yourself first!
You: But i am horny too :X
You: guess you didnt want to hear that
AudreyP: Good luck, and I hope you are successful in your quest! Keep smiling! Make them wonder what you're up to!
You: can you do another search for me?
AudreyP: ?
You: i want to find a sex club in new york
You: thats open tonight
AudreyP: I don't know if I can find that on here....
You: dammit
You: ahh im going to the bar to pick up some dude
You: bang my brains out
AudreyP: Thanks for visiting....
AudreyP: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AudreyP
AudreyP: Welcome to ChaCha!
AudreyP: Welcome to ChaCha! Please wait a moment while I search for your results.
You: I need to catch this bastard
You: help please
AudreyP: Let's see...I have knowledge in this first hand....
You: Lying bastard
You: Now i know why women turn lesbian
You: You caught your husband cheting?
AudreyP: Called each & every one of them too! It was fun!
You: Im hot too
You: why would he sleep with someone else?
You: a guy no less
You: I dont know what to do
AudreyP: Go out and have some fun...you deserve it!
You: I should go out and find a group of guys to do me
You: that would piss him off
AudreyP: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (that would piss him off)
You: sorry
You: Im sorry to lay my problem on you
AudreyP: Well, there's some reading for you to start on....
You: I should go out
AudreyP: Talking to others in the same boat really does help...
AudreyP: but don't stoop to his level by doing what he did...
You: You think getting back on the "horse"works too?
AudreyP: be the bigger person, and heal yourself first!
You: But i am horny too :X
You: guess you didnt want to hear that
AudreyP: Good luck, and I hope you are successful in your quest! Keep smiling! Make them wonder what you're up to!
You: can you do another search for me?
AudreyP: ?
You: i want to find a sex club in new york
You: thats open tonight
AudreyP: I don't know if I can find that on here....
You: dammit
You: ahh im going to the bar to pick up some dude
You: bang my brains out
AudreyP: Thanks for visiting....
AudreyP: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
This one is not mine but I still had to share it:
You: I am looking for a pet snake
LydiaS: I'm doing Great, thank you for asking
LydiaS: Sure, Just a moment please
You: Thank you
You: Its taking a while, do you want me to be more specific?
LydiaS: No, I'm sorry my pc is just alittle slow
You: Is it running ok
LydiaS: Yes, thank you I think I have got it
You: I really need a place to buy one, i know all about them already
LydiaS: Okay
You: i am looking for a specific breed
LydiaS: Okay, what kind?
You: Trousius Erectious Adder, its quite common
You: its more commonly know as a Trouser Snake
LydiaS: thank you, one moment please.. thank you for your patience
You: Its taking a while, do you usually have trouble finding Trouser Snakes?
LydiaS: Sorry my 1st search for Trouser Snake
You: Really? That suprises me, have you ever searched for Gash?
LydiaS: No, Sorry .. I have to go.. Have A Good Day!
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ChristieF: Hello, what can I search for you today?
You: I need a nice set of knockers
ChristieF: Me too
You: Really? Are you decorating your house too?
You: I got my new front door in, i just need some door knockers
ChristieF: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: Can you find a local shop that sells knockers, my wife wants a polished knob too
ChristieF: In what state are you located?
You: I live in England
You: I need a local shop, i don't want my postman handling my wifes knob or my nice set of knockers
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SpencerT: Welcome to ChaCha!
SpencerT: Hello. Do you need help finding jokes?
You: Hey spencer my man, how are you?
SpencerT: I'm good, thanks. What can I help you find?
You: tell me the funniest joke you know, don't cheat by looking on google either
SpencerT: Ah, you just want a joke from my personal stash?
You: yep
SpencerT: Ok, fine, if that's what you want...
SpencerT: Three old ladiest were sitting on a bench in the park when an exhibitionist walked by and flashed them.
SpencerT: The first old lady had a stroke.
SpencerT: The second old lady had a stroke.
SpencerT: The third old lady couldn't reach.
You: classic, cheersbuddy!
You: I am looking for a pet snake
LydiaS: I'm doing Great, thank you for asking
LydiaS: Sure, Just a moment please
You: Thank you
You: Its taking a while, do you want me to be more specific?
LydiaS: No, I'm sorry my pc is just alittle slow
You: Is it running ok
LydiaS: Yes, thank you I think I have got it
You: I really need a place to buy one, i know all about them already
LydiaS: Okay
You: i am looking for a specific breed
LydiaS: Okay, what kind?
You: Trousius Erectious Adder, its quite common
You: its more commonly know as a Trouser Snake
LydiaS: thank you, one moment please.. thank you for your patience
You: Its taking a while, do you usually have trouble finding Trouser Snakes?
LydiaS: Sorry my 1st search for Trouser Snake
You: Really? That suprises me, have you ever searched for Gash?
LydiaS: No, Sorry .. I have to go.. Have A Good Day!
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ChristieF: Hello, what can I search for you today?
You: I need a nice set of knockers
ChristieF: Me too
You: Really? Are you decorating your house too?
You: I got my new front door in, i just need some door knockers
ChristieF: While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: Can you find a local shop that sells knockers, my wife wants a polished knob too
ChristieF: In what state are you located?
You: I live in England
You: I need a local shop, i don't want my postman handling my wifes knob or my nice set of knockers
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SpencerT: Welcome to ChaCha!
SpencerT: Hello. Do you need help finding jokes?
You: Hey spencer my man, how are you?
SpencerT: I'm good, thanks. What can I help you find?
You: tell me the funniest joke you know, don't cheat by looking on google either
SpencerT: Ah, you just want a joke from my personal stash?
You: yep
SpencerT: Ok, fine, if that's what you want...
SpencerT: Three old ladiest were sitting on a bench in the park when an exhibitionist walked by and flashed them.
SpencerT: The first old lady had a stroke.
SpencerT: The second old lady had a stroke.
SpencerT: The third old lady couldn't reach.
You: classic, cheersbuddy!
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