ChaCha.com Pranks

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this is tons of fun hahaha

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: sherryh
sherryh: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi how are you
sherryh: Great!!!
sherryh: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: i was trying to find some information on anal bleaching
You: theres not much online about it
You: wow thats great
sherryh: Are these results sufficient?
You: right now my anus is much too dark
You: it could use a good bleaching
sherryh: Well those might work
You: ummm do you have any information on skateboard wheels
sherryh: Like what
You: i could use some new ones
You: new skateboard wheels
sherryh: hold on
You: could you order me some?
sherryh: you need to order them
You: why
sherryh: I have no money
sherryh: I make 5.00 hour on chacha
You: i'll give you my credit card number
sherryh: no
You: its ok I'm rich
You: well I'm well off
sherryh: Great
You: I'm actually quite proud of myself
sherryh: call them and order them
sherryh: How did you get rich
You: I u sually have my toby do that for me
sherryh: ok
You: but he didn't like it when I called him toby so he quit
sherryh: yes i would think not
You: want to be my new toby?
sherryh: ok
sherryh: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 


We should bet on how long this service will last. Somebody sure is paying for us to be playing around.
 
Wow, you guys had me laughing for so long.. here are some I just did on proxies. Each of them were banned too, haha!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LauraR
LauraR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey, I need information REALLY quickly!
LauraR: Hello there. How can I help you? :)
You: Alright, so I probably shouldn't have done this, but there is this girl in school and she gives it up pretty easily, and I offered her some money to help me out, and it was a lot of fun and really exciting, but now when I go to the bathroom I have these weird purple looking pimples. I need to know what this means, but I am not 18 yet and can't go to a hospital or doctor without a parent. Is there a guide to lookup for this??? You would be saving my life if you can find something just so that I stop vomiting all this blood.
LauraR: Oh my gosh! Call 911!!
LauraR: You need to tell an adult or go see a doctor instead of searching over here.
You: But if your kid came to you with a problem like I'm having what would you say? Wouldn't you be really mad that your 12 year old son has some weird disease?? I think my mom is going to be pissed, but my uncle is going to be even more upset when he finds out he can't play "Find the Salami" with me tonight.
LauraR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BradleyM
BradleyM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey Bradley, how are ya?
BradleyM: Hello, fine thanks for asking. What is it you need help with searching for today?
You: Well, I'm not very picky, but I'm looking for a good type of semi-automatic or fully automatic rifle that I can conceal easily but at the same time rack up as many office employee kills as possible. Perhaps something with a quick reloading magazine or a comfortable butt, because I want to be able to reload quickly right, and still have a good comfort level so I can REALLY get the maximum number of office kills around.
You: Also, while you're searching, can you maybe find bullets that will kill on impact? I'd hate to waste 10 or 11 rounds on one fat person.
Status: Session ended.


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SamanthaL
SamanthaL: Welcome to ChaCha!
SamanthaL: Hey there.
You: Hey right back at ya!
SamanthaL: hehe
You: I'm having trouble finding some information on a slightly embarressing topic for my girlfriend. Maybe you can help me.
SamanthaL: As long as this is serious and does not violate our nudity or obscenity rules, I'm pretty sure I can.
You: Sounds good, I'm not interested in anything like that, I just need some real serious help with one specific issue.
SamanthaL: If its sex then I don't know if we can continue this conversation.
You: Lady, I told you before, I'm not interested in that. Are you trying to hit on me now?
SamanthaL: hehe no no not at all. I'm sorry. We get a lot of abuse and not very serious people here, so 9 times out of 10 it's what I am ready to deal with.
SamanthaL: What do you need help with?
You: So now you're saying I'm not desirable?
SamanthaL: lol no
SamanthaL: Let's start over.
SamanthaL: What can I help you look for?
You: Alright good, let's be serious then.
SamanthaL: hehe okay!
You: My girlfriend got pregnant.
SamanthaL: Oh
You: So I am looking for information on options or really, what we can do about it.
SamanthaL: Can you be more specific?
You: Well, some people tell me that we should keep the child and others tell me that kids are a big issue and we should abort and wait until marriage instead. So I need some information on the abortion issues.
SamanthaL: Oh dear, that is serious. We are not supposed to give out personal information or be anything more than a guide, but as a Christian myself, I would have to say that you should keep the child. A life is a very important thing in this world and personally I would hate to give out information that may alter your decision. It's yours and your girlfriend's decision to make. You should probably see a priest about this too.
You: That's a fine speech and all, but really, all I'm trying to get information on is how the hell do I yank the hanger out of my girlfriend without it ruining her vagina, so that it's not lumpy and shit when I fuck her again tomorrow? The damn thing has been inside of her for almost 15 minutes while I sat here listening to you jabber on about god and your beliefs.
SamanthaL: That is a cruel joke, and not funny at all.
SamanthaL: I am going to have to terminate this session.
You: Hey, I'm not joking, but isn't it funny that we both have something in common today?
SamanthaL: I have nothing in common with you. You are a sick person and I should not even be speaking to you.
You: Samantha, I promise we have something in common.
You: We both woke up today not realizing that we'd be terminating something randomly today. Samantha will terminate this conversation, and I will terminate a 7 month old kid.
SamanthaL: Disgusting!
You: Wait, rusty hangers are a bad thing right?
Status: Session ended.
 
illusion said:
Hahahaha, I love that third conversation Jon, you had her there for ages :p
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Yeah the more you convince them you are serious, the funnier it can be when you come out with something. It took her for fuckin ever to close the chat. Like she was waiting and not sure if I was being serious or not.. or just contacting the feds.
 
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChrisB
ChrisB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChrisB: Hello!
ChrisB: What are you looking to cancel?
You: Hi, I'd like to cancel my account
You: the last rep that chatted with me closed the screen
ChrisB: For what?
You: my AOL dial up service
ChrisB: What account?
ChrisB: I see.
You: my username is dhu1982 and the password is hp8x3aa
You: can you get that cancelled for me so it's not charged on the next month?
ChrisB: You should never tell anyone your password you know.
You: we don't really use the dial up anymore since we just purchased DSL
ChrisB: Well, I cannot cancel this account for you.
You: why not?
ChrisB: It is not my job. I can however, tell you how to cancel it.
You: your AOL service makes watching midget porn a pain in the ass. all the buffering.
You: u know what im saying?
ChrisB: Really? I can watch it fine.
ChrisB: Are you using MidgetXXX as your client?
You: no
You: im using AOL Explorer
ChrisB: Well that's why.
ChrisB: Cancel this!
You: Thank you!
ChrisB: Glad I could help.
You: maybe we could get together sometime
You: yeah?
ChrisB: Okay, you bring the belt.
ChrisB: Thank you for using ChaCha! Be sure to rate me!
ChrisB: Have a wonderful, midget filled, night!
 
Some of them have a sense of humor, and others are just asking to be fucked with. So I went onto that ChaCha underground, and did some searching, and found a woman with enough profile information to have some REAL fun with. Maybe I took this a bit too far, but I was laughing so fucking hard. Some random guy is going to get his ass beaten down by her husband too. Oh man, this stuff is just too amusing for me to stop..


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ErikaS
ErikaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello Erika.
ErikaS: Hello, how may I assist you in your search?
You: Wow, that's so weird, we have someone with your name at the office.
ErikaS: That is nice. I am sure there are many with my first name and last name initial. It's a common one.
You: Yeah, probably not the same person. We always poke fun about her at our construction company office.
ErikaS: Wait a second.
ErikaS: What is her job title?
You: Hmm, that's a good question.
You: We always joke around with the boss that her job is to flirt her way to the top of the corporate ladder with her weird looking fake blonde hair.
You: She does payroll stuff. Who knows what her official job title is.
You: We hear rumors all the time that even though she has three daughters, she isn't all that bad in bed anymore.
You: I once pee'd into her coffee, and she drank it and didn't even know! Hahaha!!
ErikaS: Excuse me!!
ErikaS: I work at a construction company doing the payroll, and I also have non-natural blonde hair.
ErikaS: Which company do you work for?
ErikaS: Hello????
ErikaS: Did you really pee into my coffee??
ErikaS: I swear to God when I find out who you are, you are going to be in a lot of trouble.
You: Are you pregnant right now?
You: Because the office slut here with your name is pregnant, and she never stops talking about how she is finally expecting a boy, but I'm sure he'll turn out to be gay, or just good at slobbering the old knob like his mother.
ErikaS: WHAT??????
ErikaS: Who are you????
You: The real question is not who am I, but how much you will pay me to go down on me so I don't go around telling everyone in the office about this?
ErikaS: You're really sick.
ErikaS: I hope this is a joke.
You: Wow, look at the time. I sure do need to get going.
You: It's been a really random and fun experience Erika.
You: By the way, the next time you ask someone to get you a cup of coffee and it tastes a bit off, it's not a good idea to drink it, even if you think it's some type of new office blend.
ErikaS: Jared you asshole!
ErikaS: I know this is you!!
ErikaS: You're the only one who gets me coffee.
ErikaS: If you think this is funny you have something else coming your way mister.
ErikaS: My husband is already looking up your address.
ErikaS: If I were you, I'd apologize or else I'll tell him to do whatever he pleases to you.
You: So you want your husband to please me?
You: Erika, I knew you were quiet and whatnot, but you're a real kinky freak!
You: Anyhow, tell your husband to come on over. I'm not scared of him. In fact, he'd be a real pussy if he didn't hit me first.
You: See ya at work on Monday!
ErikaS: You are so cruel.
ErikaS: What did I ever do to you?
ErikaS: Is this all because of the flirting stuff??
You: Yes, that's why.
You: Hey, I'm giving you some good credit so close the session first.
You: What are the chances of us meeting like this eh?
You: Must be fate.
Status: Session ended.
 
I'm doing another one.. just writing out some phrases first so I can get as many in there before they close the chat. God.. this shit is so addicting and so fucking amusing at the same time!
 
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