ChaCha.com Pranks

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OK what can i say i saw an opportunity. Bad thing about cha cha is they click on peoples adwords

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CarolynA
CarolynA: Welcome to ChaCha!
CarolynA: Hi there.
CarolynA: Be right back with info for you. Be right back.
You: you guys just search google and put the results here?
CarolynA: No.
CarolynA: Use all kinds of search engines.
You: ahhh
You: wat to know how you can make more money?
CarolynA: 5-10 an hour.
You: you can make $100's if you were an internet marketing affiliate
CarolynA: ARe these sites helpful? May I search anything else on this topic for you?
You: you should check it out, when someone buys froma link youll get piad
You: the first site you gave me is my friends
You: he makes 100K a month getting people to buy ringtones
CarolynA: Really? Cool.
You: check out copea.com
CarolynA: Thanks for choosing Chacha. Return soon for all your search needs. Have a great day!
You: copeac.com
CarolynA: Will do.
CarolynA: Thanks.
CarolynA: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
 


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JenniferR
JenniferR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
JenniferR: hi how are you
You: how are you this afternoon
You: i'm great!
You: i'm looking for the best way to enlarge my penis
JenniferR: great
JenniferR: okay i'll see what i can find
You: you see, i have a 2inch penis
You: my girlfriend think it's just to small for her
You: i'm feeling very depressed
You: the average penis size is 5inch, but mine's only 2inch.. sad huh
JenniferR: 6 inches is the average i thought
You: what size do you like your penis
JenniferR: i'm not responding to that question
You: oh, so you like average, 6 inch penis
You: okay
You: so, i'm still waiting for my results
JenniferR: i have put them on there already
You: do you know anyone who use penis enlargement
You: oh
JenniferR: nope
You: are you a man?
JenniferR: no
You: oh, duh! women
You: jennifer
You: of course!
JenniferR: is there anything else i can find for you?
You: how can i pleasure a women if i;d a 2inch penis
JenniferR: i have no idea
You: what do you mean
You: search it for me
JenniferR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarinaT
KarinaT: Welcome to ChaCha!
KarinaT: Hi there.
You: hello
You: i'm looking for a picture of britney spears' gash
KarinaT: Hmm...I think I spoke to you yesterday
You: you did?
You: are you from california
KarinaT: Why do you always say gash?
You: San Bernardino to be exact
You: what should I say?
You: so I'm not the first one to ask you this question
KarinaT: Why do you always say gash?
KarinaT: Yeah
You: you are very pretty
KarinaT: You also asked for the sex tape
You: omg, is that me?
You: no way
You: i dont want to talk about it
KarinaT: No, I'm not from San Bernardino..
You: ha
You: where are you from
You: missouri?
KarinaT: No..im pretty sure I spoke to you yesterday
You: haha
You: it must be destine
KarinaT: No..im pretty sure I spoke to you yesterday
KarinaT: cuz you kept saying gash
KarinaT: gash gash gash
You: haha
You: no,
KarinaT: oh..thats from a skinny puppy song
You: what song?
KarinaT: deep down trauma hounds
You: oh haha
You: so wat's your myspace
KarinaT: i think you already looked at it...gash
You: hahaha
You: dred363
KarinaT: yah
You: what so you are from califonia
You: you have very nice pictures
KarinaT: yep
You: mine if i take a look of your gash
You: email me pls
KarinaT: haha
KarinaT: no
You: omg,
You: u're so cool
You: lol, usually the guide will end it
You: why are you still chating with me
You: do you like me?
KarinaT: cuz theyre all old farts
You: I think I'm in love with your piture
You: picture
You: lol
KarinaT: I think im in love with your sister
You: what? don't tell me your a lesbain
You: can we have a threesome
You: you, me and my sister
KarinaT: that would be taboo
You: yeah, more like that would be awesome
You: are you a virgin
You: do you have msn
You: i want to chat with u
KarinaT: no
You: since u've stolen my heart
KarinaT: i dont have msn
KarinaT: sorry kid
You: omg.. i'll send you message through myspace
You: i'm 20!!
You: omg
KarinaT: omg, like, no way? for real?
You: i want to bang that gash of yours
You: no kidding dude!!
You: what style are you interested in
You: dog?
KarinaT: no
You: i'm feeling like a missionary tonight
You: :P
You: whats your fav
KarinaT: hah
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: AprilC


hahah chacha is the best search engine! :D
 
Do you guys give positive Rating after pranking them? They get really frustrated if you don't rate them or rate them badly.. I read that in a blog one of them has
 
just so happens that when i was younger me and the friends called the pussy a chacha, so i played on that....

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BetsyP
BetsyP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: ello
BetsyP: Hello!
BetsyP: How may I assist you?
You: have some problems getting chacha, tohught this would be the place to come
BetsyP: are you a guide?
You: is there a technique, maybe a dance...
BetsyP: you are on chacha
You: i want to be on chacha
BetsyP: apply for guide
You: so i need a guide to get chacha?
BetsyP: do you live in USA?
You: indeed i do
You: do you need to live in the states to get chacha?
BetsyP: why dont you use your time and email a soldier in Iraq
BetsyP: i can give you the site
You: hmm, and maybe he holds the key to getting chacha....
BetsyP: maybe make you a great friend
BetsyP: and not worry me lol
You: do you get chacha from iraq?
You: or just usa
BetsyP: havent been there so dont know
BetsyP: how about a good game site
You: i cant go to iraq though, too far and will lose a lot of money.
You: i just want to know how to get chacha...
You: so key to getting chacha is playing online games... the girls like this no?
BetsyP: yes go have fun
BetsyP: got to get to work
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Well, now I remember why I don't "ChaCha". That was boring. I never get any fun surfers, just stupid searches. And they don't pay enough.

Going back to bug the guides instead.
 
One other way to annoy them is to search for things that don't exist.

FredM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
You: Mr Fred are you here?
FredM: Hello,I will be helping you with your search
FredM: I'm great, and you?
You: Excellent, I am also great as you are also.
FredM: Can you clarify search question for me
You: Who is the current vice president of slovenia?
FredM: One Moment Place. I'll see what I can find
You: This is the vice president of CPME the organization
FredM: Then I believe Slovenia does not have a vice president
FredM: Is that correct
You: Oh, that could be also true
FredM: One moment please are checking that out
You: Imagine a coutry without one. What would we do without Cheney? :)
FredM: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
FredM: I'm sorry, but I can't find anything that suggests that country has a vice president
You: Ok I guess thats the end of the road then
You: Well back to my woodworking then :)
FredM: Well now I know
You: You know?
FredM: Thank you, have a nice evening
 
i'm going to sign up to be a guide and send every single person to wickedfire no matter what they ask for. Lets see how long i last!

everytime someone asks for something stupid i'm going to be like:
"alright here is the perfect link for you. its called wickedfire go on there. Register and then make a post saying Hey I'm selling this great ebook that I wrote for earner forums. Thats like a secret code they use."
"They are like mind readers over there, you say that and they will instantly help you out with the ____ that you are searching for. Dont' worry they are very nice on that forum. Wouldn't hurt a fly."
 
Deliguy said:
i'm going to sign up to be a guide and send every single person to wickedfire no matter what they ask for. Lets see how long i last!

everytime someone asks for something stupid i'm going to be like:
"alright here is the perfect link for you. its called wickedfire go on there. Register and then make a post saying Hey I'm selling this great ebook that I wrote for earner forums. Thats like a secret code they use."
"They are like mind readers over there, you say that and they will instantly help you out with the ____ that you are searching for. Dont' worry they are very nice on that forum. Wouldn't hurt a fly."
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Send them your affiliate links, if they search for ringtones send them to a affiliate link for ringtones
 
Apply for all affiliate programs and return only affiliate enriched links.

Want to know more about blue roses? Here is the link to the online shop!

Serp 1 every time :)
 
SEO_Mike said:
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke! I'm going to bust out the guide app later and fuck with surfers, it'll be fun.
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a joke is one thing....but when you all have nothing better to do in your lives, then play pathetic fu*king pranks all day long (not realizing that chacha guides get paid for your prank searches too)....i wouldn't really consider it a joke. don't any of you have jobs??? or do you just sit on your asses in denial that your lives are as pathetic as they are?? just curious... i find your sad waste of time, somewhat entertaining, only because i can sit and laugh at what lame asses some of you are.:repuke:
 
wen81 said:
a joke is one thing....but when you all have nothing better to do in your lives, then play pathetic fu*king pranks all day long (not realizing that chacha guides get paid for your prank searches too)....i wouldn't really consider it a joke. don't any of you have jobs??? or do you just sit on your asses in denial that your lives are as pathetic as they are?? just curious... i find your sad waste of time, somewhat entertaining, only because i can sit and laugh at what lame asses some of you are.:repuke:
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errr a lot of us don't have jobs because we work for ourselves....lol that was a retarded comment on your part :error:
 
wen81 said:
a joke is one thing....but when you all have nothing better to do in your lives, then play pathetic fu*king pranks all day long (not realizing that chacha guides get paid for your prank searches too)....i wouldn't really consider it a joke. don't any of you have jobs??? or do you just sit on your asses in denial that your lives are as pathetic as they are?? just curious... i find your sad waste of time, somewhat entertaining, only because i can sit and laugh at what lame asses some of you are.:repuke:
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Dude, you are SO fucking badass. I wish I could be just like you :)
 
wen81 said:
well, i know i am a fucking bad ass....thanks for noticing....and i too work for myself as well....dont quite understand how that was a retarded comment on my part? :)
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You're just plain queer for resurrecting an old thread for no real reason. Neg rep for you, ya WF newbie. Welcome aboard.
 
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