Clash of the Titans!

Now, the remake of the Karate Kid with Jackie Chan looks worthy of seeing...

it should be called Kung Fu Kid instead of Karate Kid, and Jaden is a bit too young for that role, they should just stop making stupid remakes like this and create more new original stuff.
 


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Hey Persius, you're a fisherman with a destiny about you. Ya actually you're the son of Zeus. Nowai. Wai. You must kill the gods. Ya ok. You must fight. Ok, I can fight now. Go see the witch. Ya ok did that. Go kill medusa. Ya no probs, btw laters random guys I knew for 20 minutes and then all died. Release the krakens. Hey kraken pew pew pew. Oh hey hades pew pew pew. Save the princess, get the girl.

I actually enjoyed it, but it was kind of like if the Lord of the Rings was 90 minutes instead of 9 hours.
 
Can you take kids to see Clash? How gory is it?

How old? (I think yours is the same age as mine? around 8?) It's not really that gory (per se) and there's not any people killing people (which is what I really don't want my son seeing) but at the same time it's still pretty cringe worthy for parents, lots of skewering, stabbing and hacking within creatures vs humans. I wouldn't take my 8 year old but, we don't watch anything above PG with him.
 
How old? (I think yours is the same age as mine? around 8?) It's not really that gory (per se) and there's not any people killing people (which is what I really don't want my son seeing) but at the same time it's still pretty cringe worthy for parents, lots of skewering, stabbing and hacking within creatures vs humans. I wouldn't take my 8 year old but, we don't watch anything above PG with him.

Thanks, Turbo! Will put it on hold. Looks like it's now The Karate Kid coming out next week instead. Someone help me, please.
 
Special FX - good.
It's not avatar but the Kraken, Medusa and a few other moments were good.

Story - bad
Rushed and no attachment to the characters. Much of what Turbo said.

Nostalgia factor - bad
Changed too much, gave a few nods to the original while trampling it at the same time.

Quick Points.
1. How could the woman who is said to be the most beautiful in Argos not even compare to Perseus' watcher?
2. Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief has a better scene traveling across the river.
3. Poor score. Very poor. Better music would make up for lack of emotion and drive the battles home, even without the required gore.
 
This movie sucked. Horrible acting, horrible dialogue and the 3D was totally pointless. When they first introduced the character who supposedly uses magic to heal his limbs in battle, the guy that looked like the side of a mountain, you know, with the blue LEDs for eyes - I actually lol'd.