'Epic' Traffic system

Secret Wickedfire Traffic Explosion System. - Tactical Climb from SE0 to SE1
Sale Price: $1799

I'm sure with all of our lists we could sell tons. Then put the profits towards booze and hookers for everyone. Hazaah!
 


-God- said:
Their shirts make me want to gouge my eyeballs out with a rusty aids covered nail.

I watched 1 minute and maybe i'm being too judgemental, but nothing about them makes me think they know anything worth knowing.
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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to -God- again.
 
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ly2 from WF said:
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The dude in the middle and the guru (lol guru lol) on the right -- appear to be rinsing their mouths out with balls. It looks like they have a mouth full of nutsacks!
 
Just got an email from Amish pushing this. What a fag that guy has turned into.

Hey,

Epic Traffic Systems goes live in less than 24 hours and personally
knowing Keith Baxter and his two buds, they got the MAJOR traffic
sources covered.

What other system has taught you almost EVERY type of traffic
source?

Not to mention all the TOOLS they are giving you too!

The three big traffic sources revealed:

1) SEO
2) PPC
3) Social

https://faggylink.com/go/epictraffic/digispac/

There's not really much else to say here besides this will be a
GANGSTER course and the tools they are providing pretty much
simplify every step of the way!

Our bonus will include two things:

1) A live webinar with Keith Baxter and myself where we'll share
Keith's SEO tactics that absolutely CRUSH anyone's tactics out
there. He'll personally walk through EVERY part of his systems and
how you can dominate almost any niche you want! We will also share
with you some of the markets we are attacking together in the near
future...and how we'll bank over $50k a month using these tactics.

2) $300 credit to our EXCLUSIVE traffic source that we will be
lifting the curtain on in the next 2 months. Imagine having $300
credit to a traffic source that has never been revealed and no
competition in! You'll get first crack at the traffic and watch
the conversions pour in.

Get Epic Traffic Systems:

https://faggylink.com/go/epictraffic/digispac/

Talk soon,
Amish

p.s. - keith is REAL gangster when it comes to SEO and if anything,
you WANT access to EVERYTHING he has to teach. seriously.

https://faggylink.com/go/epictraffic/digispac/
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I love these huge, hyped-up launches. It means a fresh flood of Clickbank affiliates coming in the door. At least several of them may actually apply whatever may be in these courses and go on to learn on their own and become successful affiliates. That means more potential affiliates, list swaps, and JV partners in niches other than IM (or even in IM).

But hey, this is WickedFire right? So here's the obligatory "EBOOK BAD! ACAI/GRANT/TEEF WHITENING GOOD!" remark.
 
I don't understand what all the guru bashing is about. If you don't like it, don't buy it, it's that fucking simple.

Sure, 99% of the retards that buy these products don't make money, but then again 99% of tards that buy Acai won't lose weight, and 99.99% of people that buy a Google Biz Op won't make jack shit, so who the fuck cares.

I have nothing against free trials, but at least with these BS Guru products the consumer knows the price and what they're getting up front, and can actually get a refund if it ain't for them.

So if these fat pedo faggots wanna sling a shitty product to noobs, what's the big deal? There's no point hating.

Just my $0.02.
 
makethatgreen said:
^we aren't hatin, we are laughing
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natch. let him misunderstand, greens, you can waster yer life trying to make dumbuggerers with no sense of humor understand what 'funny' is.

truly funny product launch, truly funny vid, and best thing is, it's showing up who the real fails are.

I've had 6 mails from that faggot at senuke / sepuke alredy begging me to buy this shit through his link, and i can have (another) free copy fo sepuke. Anyone who promotes this shit like that is basically say 'my own product is shite, please please pretty please gimme some monies bro...'


btw 'keith is REAL gangster' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

he's a real nutsack sucking chubber
 
Cupid Stunt said:
I don't understand what all the guru bashing is about. If you don't like it, don't buy it, it's that fucking simple.

Sure, 99% of the retards that buy these products don't make money, but then again 99% of tards that buy Acai won't lose weight, and 99.99% of people that buy a Google Biz Op won't make jack shit, so who the fuck cares.

I have nothing against free trials, but at least with these BS Guru products the consumer knows the price and what they're getting up front, and can actually get a refund if it ain't for them.

So if these fat pedo faggots wanna sling a shitty product to noobs, what's the big deal? There's no point hating.

Just my $0.02.
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I've talked to a lot of the "real" gurus and for the most part they're smart dudes.

...These guys aren't. You can't not watch the video and laugh.

I'll be the first to not hate on Kern when he launches and makes a few million.

I'll be the first to hate when these idiots try and sound intelligent.
 
email number 9 from the sepuke desperado

[snip]

PIE MUNCHING FATBOY LAUNCH IS A GOGO!!!

Well maybe not quite yet...depends on when you
receive this email but Epic Traffic Systems
goes live TODAY June 15th at 1:00Pm EST!

The link to purchase is below BUT before you
click that link there are some CRITICAL
instructions you MUST follow.

The ETS guys are using a cookie system which
cookies your PC to the first ETS link you
ever visited and the email you signed up with.

This means that if you visited the ETS site or
checked out someone elses bonus before visiting
through my link they will get the sale when
you make your purchase.

To ensure that I am credited with the purchase
so that you can get your SEnuke bonus it is
critiical that you follow the instruction below.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR CLEARING COOKIES:

If You Are A Firefox User:

Go to Tools
Go to Options
Go to Privacy and then Private Data
Click "Clear Now"
Check "Cache" and "Cookies" and then "Clear Now"
Click "Clear Private Data Now"

If You Are An Internet Explorer 6 User:

Go To Tools
Go to Internet Options
In the "General" tab (default) and under "Browsing History", click "Delete"
Click "Delete Files" under "Temporary Internet Files"
Click OK and then OK again.

If You Are An Internet Explorer 7 User:

Go To Your Control Panel
Go to Internet Options
Under "Browsing History", click "Delete"
Click "Delete Cookies" under "Delete Cookies"

If You Are A Safari User:

From the Safari menu, click "Empty Cache"
When asked Are you sure you want to empty the cache?, click "Empty"
From the Safari menu, click "Preferences"
From the Security dialog box, click "Show Cookies".
To delete all cookies, click "Remove All"

Now that you have cleared your cookies you can
go ahead and purchase ETS through the link below
BUT be sure to use a different email than what
you originally may have used.

htps: // pti.infusionsoft.com/go/epictraffic/sepukeasshole/

PLEASE PLEASE P L E A S E BUY WITH MY LINK... I NEEEEED THE MONEY. YOUR FRIEND, JOE BAJWA
 
FTC-Hater said:
Seen a lot of posts here and on ppc.bz about don't hate these guys are going to make 10 million.

There's a few things to point out about the "guru game".

This launch, if it sells out which it probably won't, will sell 500 copies of a $2,000 product.

Profit margins for the three clowns is around 45% after paying there 50-60% commission to affiliates (depending on who promotes usually gets a bigger cut of monies).

Prizes for top affiliates usually eat up 5-10% of rev. I think they skipped out on big prizes and the top is just a vacation or something. I'm too lazy to ask and find out. For example the top prize for Frank Kern's list control was a brand new Ferrari F430.

Then you have refunds which eat up a solid 10-20%, assuming they have/honor their refund policy.

Then of course your general costs if it's a physical product, etc. But we won't even both counting that.

Being conservative on all front we'll say around 40% is profit. So 4 million dollars assuming they sold out.

Divide by three (three people selling it)...

$1,333,333.33

Being more realistic with the numbers they'd all get around $1,000,000 for their efforts.

Not a bad pay day at all.

But not as much as everyone tries to make it out to be.
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As has already been pointed out, you added an extra zero. So we'll work with $1,000,000:

$1,000,000
- 55% Affiliate Commission
- 20% Refund Rate
- 10% Top Affiliate Prizes
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= $150,000 Net

That's $50,000 per fucktard IF the shit sells out. Which we all know it won't.

Yes, the real profit is on the backend, but if this is how these 3 assholes work the frontend, how do you think the backend is going to look?

I think infoproducts, even MMO infoproducts, can bank and I have no problem with them. I just can't stand idiots who go to this much trouble and still come off looking like complete asshats.

p.s. $50,000 is not enough compensation for that kind of self-inflicted humiliation.
 
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