FTC's New Surgical Glove For The Little Guy

[popeye]

Next time you're out and about thank the fuck faces that voted for Obama for this one as well

Sure the Bush admin. may have tapped terrorist phones without a warrant but this admin wants up in your ass. They want to tell you what you can eat, listen too and how warm you can keep your home.

I totally agree with the quote above. Thanks Obamabots...do you guys feel like complete sheep idiots now...if not, you should.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

Sure the Bush admin. may have tapped terrorist phones without a warrant but this admin wants up in your ass. They want to tell you what you can eat, listen too and how warm you can keep your home.

I totally agree with the quote above. Thanks Obamabots...do you guys feel like complete sheep idiots now...if not, you should.

Thanks Popeye, as always.

 

[Spliffic]

You don't have to say "HEY guyz this will cost you $85 per month"
Try "Over 85% of customers decided to continue recieving productX even after the free trial was over"

This kinda stuff is absolute gold when it comes to writing copy. + rep