FUCK the IRS and FUCK me

Did you file this tax return already?

If not, grab a CPA right now and tell him to make that $26k go away. If so, consider filing an amended return... That's just too much money to give to Obomba to go bomb innocent Iranians with.

I'm still severely pissed I couldn't get mine beneath like $8K this year... I think I had to write off a couple of planets n shit to get it down that far... Bastards.

Oh man I get irratable about federal taxes this time each year... Makes me want to go on a 6-state socialist shooting spree.
 


Jerry: So, we're going to make the post office pay for my new stereo, now?
Kramer: It's a write-off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write-off?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: Write it off what?
Kramer: Jerry all these big companies they write off everything.
Jerry: You don't even know what a write-off is.
Kramer: Do you?
Jerry: No, I don't.
Kramer: But they do - and they are the ones writing it off.
 
ly2 from WF said:
Na, her bills are shit. Like $500 a month. Least of my issues.
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Yea but your buying her lions, taking her out shopping and going on vacations all the time to compensate for your small penis.

Dump her and invest in a hooker 2 times a week.
 
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Get a good CPA. They're expensive but they will save you money in the long run.

Also, you don't have to pay what you owe right away. It sucks living in debt, but that's the american way bros.
 
What in the world could you come up with for $100k in write-offs??

I can't come up with anything near that, I'm severely depressed about my bill as well, going crazy... curious about your write-offs though?
 
Don't you pay quarterlies? How do you not have some idea you are going to have to pay taxes and budget that in?
 
ly2 from WF said:
So, I owe $26,000 in taxes for last year. And I tool like $100k in write offs. Only thing I didn't write off is silly shit like gas mileage, office space in the house, etc.

....have about $4,000 in the bank right now. Also haven't paid for this quarter yet.....

FML...I feel fairly nauseous. I am going to have to live like a hobo now until I pay this shit off.

All I keep hearing/picturing in my mind are these OWS faggots babbling about people paying their fair share and it fucking fills me with rage and anger.

FUCK.
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Methinks your full of defecation my friend. :)
 
Hello friends,

It obivious lie because ly2 is very rich man and no have problem money.

Like many other rich man he very scare that other want to steal all his money. It because the more rich you are the more money you have for lose.

So he create lie to make other think he now poor and no have any money. But Bagalamukhi show me truth so I can see through lie.

Good luck bros
 
Get that debt below 20k. Anything under 20k and the fat bitch on the phone will do an installment agreement on the spot. This will save you the penalties for owing.

Have a cpa withhold taxes out of your allowance he gives you.

I had an IRS agent sit at a closing table with me before, ahh to be 29 and fucking smart as shit.
 
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