Get Paid, Get Laid. The Copeac ASW event is gonna be insaaane.

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The girls arent hookers, they are their assistants for the night and their arm piece but they arent hookers. They will get them drinks, dance with them, and try to have a good time. The guys can tell the girls to sit in the corner all night and thats what they will do, But they are not hookers. We do not buy girls to bang pubs at all. Sorry to disappoint, i do have some lines in my moral fiber i dont cross

Itll be classy and a good time all in one. Located at the Wynn and split between Tryst with an after party in XS, it should be a sick time.

Its an invite only party, if you do business with us, youll be invited, if not youll sit outside the party. Its an appreciation party for our pubs and advertisers
 
They are escorts without the sex, they are local Vegas girls so who knows what some of you pimps can work out of them
instead of paying for them you should have just asked enigmabomb to come and take the long way to the party bus. Then everyone would have been rollin 5 deep.

just sayin :)
 
Sounds great Mike, always excited about the Copeac festivities. The hotel room parties are fun, but definitely sausage fests so doing the big party in a club will be a nice change.
 
Only 5 deep?
Yes I did the math.
1 Engimabomb walking 5 mph down the vegas strip going to a party bus with 50 nerds 20 minutes away. Given one enigmabomb is capable of picking up 49 girls/minute at a rate of having to reject 74% for not being hot enough that leaves 12.5 hotties/min in his pocket. By the end of his trip 1 enigmabomb = 250 hotties/50 nerds to hit on them all night = 5 DEEP

However if that bus happens to drive by a sorority on its way to the party my whole equation is rubbish!
 
if not youll sit outside the party.

Yeah, I will definitely be sitting outside your party cause you are the coolest there will be nothing else to do in Vegas for sure thanks for letting me stand outside man.
 
copeac should run a contest for affiliates. The top 10 affiliates get to run a train on that pregnant bitch at the bunny ranch.

I'm personally only going for the 3some with circa and dullspaces moms.
 
just go to amsterdam. best hookers in the world. fucked 2 within 5 minutes last time i was there. well, 5 minutes walking from one to the other.