Get Paid, Get Laid. The Copeac ASW event is gonna be insaaane.

the copeac party last year was a lot of fun. irwin anybody?

anyways - i'd hire 10 midgets to do my bidding instead of these "escorts"
 


Isn't this what most CPA Networks do already Hire dumb hot AM's chick and ask pubs to switch there links all day?

Can someone put together a contest winner gets a weekend in Amsterdam. Now that would be crazy
 
Isn't this what most CPA Networks do already Hire dumb hot AM's chick and ask pubs to switch there links all day?

Can someone put together a contest winner gets a weekend in Amsterdam. Now that would be crazy
 
When I own a network, I'm going to hire day laborers from in front of Home Depot near my house to do your bidding for the day at ASE.

I think that would be way funnier than some obnoxious call girl that wont sleep with you.
 
When I own a network, I'm going to hire day laborers from in front of Home Depot near my house to do your bidding for the day at ASE.

I think that would be way funnier than some obnoxious call girl that wont sleep with you.
 
I'm pretty sure those call girls will sleep with you given the right amount of money.
 
Yes I did the math.
1 Engimabomb walking 5 mph down the vegas strip going to a party bus with 50 nerds 20 minutes away. Given one enigmabomb is capable of picking up 49 girls/minute at a rate of having to reject 74% for not being hot enough that leaves 12.5 hotties/min in his pocket. By the end of his trip 1 enigmabomb = 250 hotties/50 nerds to hit on them all night = 5 DEEP

However if that bus happens to drive by a sorority on its way to the party my whole equation is rubbish!

I'm enigmabomb, and I approve this message. Fear not fellas, if you're with me, we'll be having a great time with or without escorts.
 
I'm enigmabomb, and I approve this message. Fear not fellas, if you're with me, we'll be having a great time with or without escorts.
 
I'm pretty sure those call girls will sleep with you given the right amount of money.


I'm pretty sure those call girls will sleep with you given the right amount of money.

It's vegas though, so it'll be pricey.