Heard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator...

This is fucking awesome.

#1: Whenever I see a black guy with my last name, I can't help but wonder if my family used to own his.

#1: Obama is aging fast enough for Morgan Freeman to play him in a movie.

WINNER: The Best Christmas Card of 2011 Twitter / GS Elevator Gossip: WINNER: The Best Christmas ...

#1: I'm going Roethlisbergering tonight.

#1: I'm sure that Kim Jong Un is sorely missed by the Xbox community by now.

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A#1: Bill Gates has a 15-year old daughter. A#2: Shit. I can wait 3 years. A#1: Less than that if she does semester abroad somewhere cool.

#1: I ate an entire pineapple for lunch. Liz is in for a treat tonight. #2: Good luck, Pavlov
 
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