Heard on the Goldman Sachs Elevator...

[cougarclaws]

This is fucking awesome.

#1: Whenever I see a black guy with my last name, I can't help but wonder if my family used to own his.

#1: Obama is aging fast enough for Morgan Freeman to play him in a movie.

WINNER: The Best Christmas Card of 2011 Twitter / GS Elevator Gossip: WINNER: The Best Christmas ...

#1: I'm going Roethlisbergering tonight.

#1: I'm sure that Kim Jong Un is sorely missed by the Xbox community by now.

bahahahahahaha

 

[Izaya]

Holy shit this twitter is just to funny:

*edit dam it cougarclaws beat me to it

 

[erect]

 

[cougarclaws]

#1: This market is like watching Michael J. Fox play Jenga. #EURUSD

 

[EricVonDoobie]

Obviously not real, obviously still hilarious.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

#1: Only 55% of Americans between the ages of 16-29 have jobs.
#2: Fuck them. They got that ass clown elected in the first place.

 

[cougarclaws]

A#1: Bill Gates has a 15-year old daughter. A#2: Shit. I can wait 3 years. A#1: Less than that if she does semester abroad somewhere cool.

#1: I ate an entire pineapple for lunch. Liz is in for a treat tonight. #2: Good luck, Pavlov

 

[ShadowCaster]

#1: If people never trust a skinny chef, they shouldn't want their bankers to be poor.

This actually makes much sense.

#1: I wish I invested in poverty. It's up 60% since 2001.
#2: We did.

lol'd