How do Americans tell the time?



I am putting together a common sense 101 course and was stumped at how idiots search for information.

Which one is more applicable?

Search STS at wickedfire or search google?

I'm talking about the average idiot here btw.

I'm firmly fixated in only doing things that make sense, but I wasn't sure, and I don't want to use anything the average idiot wouldn't understand. I tried using my butthole but I didn't get any conclusive answers.

Any insight would be greatly appreciated, thanks!

Let me google that for you

Your argument would be valid, if it wasn't for the fact that country coded Googles's display different search results. But thanks for wasting your time. I do hope that comment lifted your self-steem up a little more. I'm sure if we scorched through your post history we could find lapses in your common sense too, that is you have any.
 
I can see how it could get confusing- here in the U.S., we don't use the metric system unless we are forced to.
 
We have all transcended time... and space. No, just time. Wait, I have no idea what you are talking about.

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