0.95% if you find a worthless enough interest rate! Hooray!wooo 1% return on savings!
0.95% if you find a worthless enough interest rate! Hooray!wooo 1% return on savings!
Oh forgot to add... Brothels (if you have no moral problems with them) are a great investment apparently. I was speaking to a (legal) brothel owner the other day who told me that his brothel puts around $200k/yr into his pocket after expenses and all he has to do is sit at home and pay the bills on the internet. He hardly even goes inside (and no, he doesn't sample the goods.. 2nd question I asked)
(And no, Andrew Scherer, you fucking punk ass douchebag, I'm not talking about fucking franchises)
There is absolutely NOTHING stupid/lazy/scared about making a safe investment with your money, especially when the time you'd have to spend learning, researching, and maintaining could be much more profitably spent in doing your job.
wooo 1% return on savings!
I love you baby, but we were talking about franchises
I think I will start a Geekcognitio Whore Fund so you can get those rocks off
People who invest and carry debt are idiots. If you are making 5% at medium risk, and paying 4% (which means no risk to your creditor), then you're taking a lot of risk for 1%.
I'm constantly stunned by people who tell me they are saving up for something, when they are 5 figures in revolving credit debt.
YOU HAVE NO SAVINGS IF YOU CARRY REVOLVING DEBT.
Most people aren't as smart and handsome as we are.I would hope people already have their credit card debt paid off before making investments.
PPN - Planet Platinum Limited - Google FinanceOh forgot to add... Brothels (if you have no moral problems with them) are a great investment apparently. I was speaking to a (legal) brothel owner the other day who told me that his brothel puts around $200k/yr into his pocket after expenses and all he has to do is sit at home and pay the bills on the internet. He hardly even goes inside (and no, he doesn't sample the goods.. 2nd question I asked)
which country?
Joining a private banking group was one of the smartest things I ever did, I think. I touch base with my rep once a week via phone-conference and she brings me up to speed on my current investments, advises me of any changes in the markets that may affect me, and brings to attention any new future investment opportunities. Since my returns are tied to her earnings, she works damn hard to make me money.
I have $ in index funds and I'm looking to buy some high income web properties.
Nothing gives me better returns than affiliate marketing. Stuff like rental properties would distract me from my core business.
People who invest and carry debt are idiots. If you are making 5% at medium risk, and paying 4% (which means no risk to your creditor), then you're taking a lot of risk for 1%.
I'm constantly stunned by people who tell me they are saving up for something, when they are 5 figures in revolving credit debt.
YOU HAVE NO SAVINGS IF YOU CARRY REVOLVING DEBT.
I'm talking about the two thousandaires.I would tend to agree with you for the most part. The problem with your point of view comes when we start talking about dollar amounts.
You and I are on the same track to a point, but this is like congratulating someone who signed up for an Acai rebill because they are trying to lose weight.I don't think most people are in my situation. And I don't think people need to be called idiots for carrying debt why putting some money away. Building the habit of saving and investing is pretty fucking hard. So even if the gains are eaten by the debt they carry, props to them for having the fortitude to save some fucking money.
If you're going to invest in wine, Penfolds is the one to go for.
Most people aren't as smart and handsome as we are.