UPDATE: Took the 2k and went the sports gambling route. Doubled it to 4k before losing it all.
In retrospect, my mistake was partially impatience and partially the fact that I had no other ideas for what to invest it in. Gambling is a terrible business model to begin with, but I think in hindsight when I build up my next bankroll, I'll probably just start building shitty sites, throw links at them, and hope one of them takes off.
I literally LOL'd at the "gambling route", Vegas was not built on winners. Honestly your attitude is a problem. Instead of "building shitty sites" why not try to build a site that has value to the consumer. I bet you will find yourself learning and gaining valuable knowledge as you go through the process.