How to make millions being a whore: outing the secrets of tech gold-digging

KennyPowers

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Tinder Suspends Co-Founder In Wake Of Sexual Harassment Lawsuit | TechCrunch

It continuously baffles me that women choose to be do stupid shit like a) be a stripper; or b) do porn.

Strippers make around $74,000 and have a career into their 30's. They may work longer but they depreciate over time and lose more money.

Porn stars make $500 to $1,000 per scene and also depreciate quickly. Considering that women start losing attractiveness at age 21, the average pornstar only lasts a few years.


Hence, if you're a whore and trying to get paid, then why not consider being a gold-digger? Obviously making millions isn't guaranteed, however the expected value is much higher.

As an example take the above article. Using Whitney Wolfe's techniques, you can set yourself up for a solid career. Here's how:

1. Join a tech startup that is venture-backed and has a decent probability of success. Even a position as a secretary would work.
2. Date one of the cofounders. These guys are typically losers and would be easy to catch. If you're in the Bay Area, then competition is nearly non-existent.
3. After building a "relationship", break-up in the messiest way possible.
4. Wait to be called a "whore", "bitch", "slut", or any variation of the aforementioned. Try to capture this in email, text, or voicemail.
5. Do a shitty job at work until you're fired.
6. Sue for sexual harassment pre-IPO.
7. Settle for a significant payout.

In before "fuck you for outing", "shit, can this work with gays?", and "damn, better switch all conversations to cyberdust".
 


Oh yeah, also try to get some out of context texts so that you can claim to be a cofounder and get paid to leave:

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Typically investors won't touch you if you're still litigating over who started the company (facebook obvious exception).
 
Several months later, here's an update:
Bumble Is Exactly Like Tinder Except Girls Are In Charge | TechCrunch

"The case was settled out of court with no admission of wrongdoing on either side. Wolfe’s settlement reportedly totaled $1 million."
So first, she gets a 7-figure payout. Then, she negotiates the right to start her own dating app without getting sued. Using this clause, steals all of Tinder's IP, a few employees, and launches her own service, Bumble:

It’s almost identical to Tinder, complete with the design of the profile pages, settings, and swipe functionality. Within settings, you can see that discovery preferences are just like Tinder, with a slider for age and options to search men, women, or both.​
Then she adds a tiny spin on the technology, and has a company like Tinder, but with more appeal to women:

Bumble also gives a bit more information than Tinder does, such as the college you graduated from and your current job and company.

But there is only one significant thing that separates Bumble from Tinder: On Bumble, girls hold all the power.


tl;dr Don't mix your dick with business. A manipulative whore will steal everything she can.
 
No one has any idea what she was really promised behind closed doors. Is she a gold digger? Maybe, but the real lulz is the fact that these two idiots ran their company this way.

I don't feel bad for them at all. They treated their business like a highschool group project.
 
Kinda similar to how Arrington's ex pulled the rape allegations, got all of those dumbfucks in tech to rally behind her (not that way.. that we know of!), got Gawker folk on her side too... and then..... failed so fucking hard because proofs came out that she was dating him for access to funds and networking.... and never actually got raped either.. MINOR DETAILS... and got sued by him for defaming the shit outta him. Hrmph. And yet. People still do biz with her.

There are plenty of guys that whore and brown nose their way to fame, funding and "success" too. I understand and agree with you on this very particular instance, but holy fuck you could write a book on how often this shit happens. Hell, look at US politics alone. Can we say... everyone??
 
Also to point out... Tinder was never really a start up. It was incubated INSIDE of IAC. They aint no slouches brah. It's like being conceptually funded, which to you laymans means funded while in idea mode. The brains behind the project are not real majority owners of the corp either. IAC owns it. Co-founder sure, but since when do co-founders get suspended from anything anymore, especially in "tech". But they also happen to own Ticketmaster, QVC/HSN, a bunch of big dating sites (I can't even remember who owns what these days anymore, it's like one big blur of bullshit for me!).

Justsayin...
 
Kinda similar to how Arrington's ex pulled the rape allegations, got all of those dumbfucks in tech to rally behind her (not that way.. that we know of!), got Gawker folk on her side too... and then..... failed so fucking hard because proofs came out that she was dating him for access to funds and networking.... and never actually got raped either.. MINOR DETAILS... and got sued by him for defaming the shit outta him. Hrmph. And yet. People still do biz with her.

That was on a whole other level! If I remember correctly that psycho had actually done the same thing, years before in another country. Arrington got lucky and her previous victim came forward and that's when it all came crumbling down.

Can't believe people still do business with her.
 
Also, is AngryFiver the old Fiver? The guy who was clearly 60 years old?

If so I find that hilarious. Losing access to an email and forgetting your new password in 2014.
 

Warning: This will very likely come off as the most chauvinist post I've likely ever made on here or anywhere. It's not meant to be like that at all, but, since most people take my shit out of context anyway, I'll put this here from the start so you can at least know beforehand that it's not my intention nor am I a woman hater by any means in any context. At all. Ever.

Note: I am not defending him or agreeing with sexual harassment. I think all of that shit is ridiculous. It's kinda like sexual harassment in the adult industry. We're talking about "biz culture" at fuckin TINDER! If you work there, you deal with gamification of social fuckery on a daily basis. Who the hell can tell the difference anyway these days? Fuck em. I'd fire them both just to save money and not deal with nonsense.

The comments on that article crack me the fuck up.

"What a pig. Goodluck working in tech again." -- LOLWUT

What a silly thing to say... as if the guy won't be able to get a job again? Because jobs there are only for the morally sound and ethically kosher in tech and VC???

I hate these types of stories because they are ridiculous. Always going on and on about how unfair life is for women in tech.

If I were a woman in tech, I'd be on dictator level by now. For sure.

Women that are in that industry need to stop trying to be like the men and be real women instead. Even the ridiculously smart and creative women who aren't attractive, can still totally pwn the shit out of most of the men in tech. For fuck's sake.. they are surrounded by a literal bag of dicks on sausage fest proportions that are of epidemic levels. These are all guys with big egos, and the ones that don't have egos are typically submissive as shit. How do you not win on those two factors alone?! Plus.. if you're mildly attractive and have boobs (if you don't Victorias Secret has made it impossible to not have cleavage via their new quadruple padded bras -- Hell, I'll bet most men can achieve cleavage status with that sucker alone!!) -- and 99% of these guys CANNOT TALK TO WOMEN TO SAVE THEIR LIVES!! You can simply say hi, and depending on which dept you are in, the guy will either need to sit down immediately (due to zero self control) or get super quiet and shy (that's not awkward at all..) or more commonly, become super sweaty and chatty about ridiculously stupid shit. Then again, if a woman winks at a guy or alludes to sexual shit, isn't that sexual harassment too? Probably is, but WE LOVE THAT SHIT! -- You women have a license to steal here. It's unreal.

I think the ones causing shit should be tarred and feathered for having to be so shitty at life that they can't figure this game out. Hell, make them VC's. They'd fit right in! (You VC fuckfaces see what I did there amirite??)

I'm definitely not saying that the only way to be successful in tech is to be a sex object or slutty or whatever you want to label this as... but if you compete as an equal to men, you are going to be overwhelmed to the point where you do end up having a complex about it. Why would you not utilize every strength to your advantage to get ahead. Men do it all the time. Why don't women???

How the fuck did Marissa get to be CEO of Yahoo? She's pretty attractive.. do you think that's just.... oh I dunno.. a fucking coincidence?? No. I'm not saying she blew her way up the ladder either, as far as I know she never did anything like that, but she sure as shit did not dress like a dude or act like one or even like an equal while at Google and just wait for the upgrades.. fuck no.. she was ruthless and aggressive. The way other successful executives that make something for themselves are. She networked like a bandit. Even though she was awkward, she commanded respect and got it by force because she's smart as fuck and knew all she had to do was play the game but from a different style and she too could fly up that ladder. Is she a good CEO? Nope. But that's what Yahoo wanted, a CEO that listens to the board and does what they are told.

All of those bloggers and journos in tech that are women that constantly write these fucking articles and blog about this shit all the time over and over are making people hate them and worse, they are actually creating real issues for other women by making the topic overblown to hell.

If a guy is sexually harassing you, kick him in the fucking nuts and get loud about it on scene. I guarantee you, no one will gestapo question you or alienate you in any way and instead, that dumbfuck will likely get fired or should at least. But warn him verbally first. And if this happens at Tinder, then quit, because that shit will happen forever and no lawsuit or complaint will end it. Fucking idiots.

I disagree with OP for bashing gold diggers.. I mean.. technically aren't we all digging for gold in retrospect somewhere or in some area of our careers? Aren't we all whores to the mighty dollar and power status and all that fun shit?? Cmon brah.. it's not just chicks, it's everyone.
 
PS- None of this should have ever been news in the first place. Now give me my 30 mins back.
 
I disagree with OP for bashing gold diggers.. I mean.. technically aren't we all digging for gold in retrospect somewhere or in some area of our careers? Aren't we all whores to the mighty dollar and power status and all that fun shit?? Cmon brah.. it's not just chicks, it's everyone.

Not bashing gold diggers. It's like the Putin situation: as an American I hate Putin for potentially screwing us over, but as an individual I admire him and what he's doing for Russia. Same with gold diggers in this situation. I admire the game, however if one of them tries to pull that shit on me then I won't be too happy.

Also, Trump's quote also applies to this situation: "If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big." If you're a whore (stripper, prostitute, pornstar, etc.), then why not take it up a notch and become a gold digger? I have no respect for the bottom rung of whoredom, but tremendous respect for the upper echelon sluts.
 
Same with gold diggers in this situation. I admire the game, however if one of them tries to pull that shit on me then I won't be too happy.

Don't worry bro you have to have money for that to happen. What, she's gon steal yo job at macDonaldz?