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It continuously baffles me that women choose to be do stupid shit like a) be a stripper; or b) do porn.
Strippers make around $74,000 and have a career into their 30's. They may work longer but they depreciate over time and lose more money.
Porn stars make $500 to $1,000 per scene and also depreciate quickly. Considering that women start losing attractiveness at age 21, the average pornstar only lasts a few years.
Hence, if you're a whore and trying to get paid, then why not consider being a gold-digger? Obviously making millions isn't guaranteed, however the expected value is much higher.
As an example take the above article. Using Whitney Wolfe's techniques, you can set yourself up for a solid career. Here's how:
1. Join a tech startup that is venture-backed and has a decent probability of success. Even a position as a secretary would work.
2. Date one of the cofounders. These guys are typically losers and would be easy to catch. If you're in the Bay Area, then competition is nearly non-existent.
3. After building a "relationship", break-up in the messiest way possible.
4. Wait to be called a "whore", "bitch", "slut", or any variation of the aforementioned. Try to capture this in email, text, or voicemail.
5. Do a shitty job at work until you're fired.
6. Sue for sexual harassment pre-IPO.
7. Settle for a significant payout.
In before "fuck you for outing", "shit, can this work with gays?", and "damn, better switch all conversations to cyberdust".
It continuously baffles me that women choose to be do stupid shit like a) be a stripper; or b) do porn.
Strippers make around $74,000 and have a career into their 30's. They may work longer but they depreciate over time and lose more money.
Porn stars make $500 to $1,000 per scene and also depreciate quickly. Considering that women start losing attractiveness at age 21, the average pornstar only lasts a few years.
Hence, if you're a whore and trying to get paid, then why not consider being a gold-digger? Obviously making millions isn't guaranteed, however the expected value is much higher.
As an example take the above article. Using Whitney Wolfe's techniques, you can set yourself up for a solid career. Here's how:
1. Join a tech startup that is venture-backed and has a decent probability of success. Even a position as a secretary would work.
2. Date one of the cofounders. These guys are typically losers and would be easy to catch. If you're in the Bay Area, then competition is nearly non-existent.
3. After building a "relationship", break-up in the messiest way possible.
4. Wait to be called a "whore", "bitch", "slut", or any variation of the aforementioned. Try to capture this in email, text, or voicemail.
5. Do a shitty job at work until you're fired.
6. Sue for sexual harassment pre-IPO.
7. Settle for a significant payout.
In before "fuck you for outing", "shit, can this work with gays?", and "damn, better switch all conversations to cyberdust".
