I have THREE Affiliate Summit West 2013 passes to give away.

Older but good one.

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Is this cheating?

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A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders himself a drink.

bah ding!
 
Did you hear the one about the Dyslexic devil worshiper?
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He sold his soul to Santa :)
 
Two guys are hiking in the desert when one is bitten on the ass by a rattlesnake. The other guy takes out his cell phone and calls 911.

Operator: 911. What's your emergency?

Guy #2: Hey, me and my buddy are out in the desert and my friend's been bit by a rattlesnake. I don't know what to do!

Operator: Ok, don't worry, he'll be fine. Just do the following: Take a knife. Cut an 'X' where the bite is. Then suck out the poison, and spit it out.

Guy #2: Ok, thanks.

After hanging up his phone, his friend turns to him anxiously.

Guy #1: Well, what'd he say?!

Guy #2: He says you're gonna die.