I Think My Friend Is Dating A Porn Star, Need Your Advice
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Yeah, because I'm sure he doesn't mind the gallons of man juice she has consumed by hundreds of strangers... your post maybe the one thing that sends him over the edge.
Why the fuck would anyone want to go out with a "porn star"? Do you realize how many better looking girls with significantly less emotional baggage work at the nearest mall? Some of them even still have souls. Not to mention way less mileage.
I think my chances of humping her are not good because him and I are friends and I could be here in Europe for the next year or two. By the time I get back to Hawaii a lot could change and from here there really isn't anything I can do.
Honestly I think the best result that could come from this is I could get an exclusive interview for my blog and maybe I could get some connections in the business and hump some other porn stars.
I'm going to send him a message on facebook tomorrow and I'll let you guys know what kind of a response I get.
It's different when it's someone you know. If a friend of yours said "Man I sure would love to stretch out your girlfriend's ass" it would at the very least bother you. If my friends said something like that to me I wouldn't care unless I was in love with the girl. As far as I can tell by his posts on facebook he's really in love.
same reason guys date strippers... it's fun for a while...
ahh, ok... didn't know you were out of country... well, good luck with the interview thing...
btw, if you want to interview some pornstars and get some connections in the adult industry, you could try hitting some of the adult industry shows...
HarveyJ
He is - THE CACTUS!
It would honestly bother you if your friends told you how much they want to fuck your lady? I'd take it as a compliment...
Porn stars are people to.
Just start talking to her. Build a rapport. Once you have, discreetly ask her if your friend is aware of what she does. If he is, cool, go gangbusters and ask her for that interview, and maybe a rubber mold of her arse for cold lonely nights. Better yet, hook her up with an injection molding kit, and get Nacho to sell her brand of fleshlight.
If he doesn't know, then just fucking leave it alone until they break up. They eventually will when he finds out, because most people don't take kindly to big surprises. Remain friends with both, then ask for an interview when things simmer down... and if your friend asks if you knew, just say yes, and say you thought he would as well because who doesn't google stalk their new partners nowadays?
Porn stars are people to.
Just start talking to her. Build a rapport. Once you have, discreetly ask her if your friend is aware of what she does. If he is, cool, go gangbusters and ask her for that interview, and maybe a rubber mold of her arse for cold lonely nights. Better yet, hook her up with an injection molding kit, and get Nacho to sell her brand of fleshlight.
If he doesn't know, then just fucking leave it alone until they break up. They eventually will when he finds out, because most people don't take kindly to big surprises. Remain friends with both, then ask for an interview when things simmer down... and if your friend asks if you knew, just say yes, and say you thought he would as well because who doesn't google stalk their new partners nowadays?
It's rare to encounter situations where "mileage" and "cum in their ass" could be used interchangeably so I though I should point it out.
Exactly. It'd be weird as fuck too if she was doing porn while you were dating...
I heard that porn stars are the most emotionally stable. Like they know they're hot shit, and aren't afraid to show it to the rest of the world. I think it would take a lot of courage to get your brains fucked out for the world to see. I can't say for sure, since I don't have the experience. :xmas-smiley-016:
Nways, just ask him directly. If he doesn't comply, forward him to keepyourassshut.com
damn... that dude must be into chicks hosing him down. that chick shot a litre of juice out of her snatch like it was a fucking fire hose in that video
You are missing the whole fucking point you fuckin retarded monkey, this is great entertainment, now get the fuck out of WickedFire, you clearly don't belong.
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
Most of the Asian chicks from Hawaii are HOT and they're DTF!
I should know, originally from Hawaii too and highschool thru college was like a fuckfest, especially when there were parties on the beach or hotel room!
oh on that note Nautica Thorn (her real name was Shauna Tomoki) was in my Math class when I was a Sophomore in highschool (Waipahu High) but she transfered to Pearl City High her senior year...she always worn sweat pants to school and was a shy nerdy girl from what I remembered!
I wished I knew she was a NYMPHO back then!
BTW your friend fucking a PORNSTAR!
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