I Think My Friend Is Dating A Porn Star, Need Your Advice
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You sir are a downer and you sound like my mom. Not only is it good entertainment but if he doesn't know, he has a right to. If he does know then he is the man and he should get much props.
Trust me, I am a very easy going guy. I have no problem with my friends telling me my girl is hot but I think you should have friends that have enough tact not to say that they want to fuck the girl that you're in love with. If it was girl that I didn't love, hell I'd try and get my girl to fuck my friends.
In my opinion it's a status symbol, it's says you're the man if you can pull a girl that lots of other guys have dreamed about fucking. Plus going out with a girl that everyone else wants sends a message that you must have something really good going for you thus you will get more girls because of it. The best thing about fucking Jessica Alba isn't fucking Jessica Alba, it's fucking all of the other girls that want to fuck you because you're fucking Jessica Alba.
Girls from Hawaii are definitely DTF. Damn Nautica is hot too, that would have been cool to go to school with a porn star. In my opinion the best kind of sex is revenge sex. There's nothing better than fucking the girls that didn't want to fuck you in high school because they were too stuck up.
So i sent him a message on facebook asking him if she was a porn star. Hopefully he knows and hopefully he's cool with it. If he's like "why do you say that?" I'll just send him a pic of her with a dick in her mouth. 'nuff said. I'll let you guys know as soon as he responds.
I don't think there is anything significantly challenging about picking up a porn star, other than putting up with their shit. However, I see your point about it getting you more chicks in the long run...but you have to admit that Jessica Alba celeb credit will get you a lot farther with a lot more girls around the globe than if say you went out with someone like...
Poor Tito...don't he know you can't turn a hoe into a housewife?
Okay here's an update, I emailed my friend and the following is our conversation:
Me: I gotta ask you this so I hope you don't mind. Is your girlfriend a porn star? I saw your pics and she looks like this one particular girl. If so that's really cool.
Him: LOL. No she's not. She is an amazing person though and I find that to be really cool.
Me: Okay well the reason why I ask is because there is a chinese porn star that's from honolulu that has the same tattoo and the same ear piercings as her. I was afraid to ask you because I guess it could be a sensitive subject if it was her, personally I wish I could go out with a porn star.
Anyway I'm glad that you found someone that you really like. Do you want me to send you a link to a pic just for curiosity's sake?
Now I know that I probably should have let it go after his response but I'm so positive that it is her that I pushed the issue and so far have not gotten a response back. The way I see it if it is her he shouldn't try and hide it because it isn't worth hiding and if he really doesn't know she's a porn star then someone needs to tell him so he can at least make an informed decision.
Call me a jerk but that's just my thinking.
Me: I gotta ask you this so I hope you don't mind. Is your girlfriend a porn star? I saw your pics and she looks like this one particular girl. If so that's really cool.
Him: LOL. No she's not. She is an amazing person though and I find that to be really cool.
Me: Okay well the reason why I ask is because there is a chinese porn star that's from honolulu that has the same tattoo and the same ear piercings as her. I was afraid to ask you because I guess it could be a sensitive subject if it was her, personally I wish I could go out with a porn star.
Anyway I'm glad that you found someone that you really like. Do you want me to send you a link to a pic just for curiosity's sake?
Now I know that I probably should have let it go after his response but I'm so positive that it is her that I pushed the issue and so far have not gotten a response back. The way I see it if it is her he shouldn't try and hide it because it isn't worth hiding and if he really doesn't know she's a porn star then someone needs to tell him so he can at least make an informed decision.
Call me a jerk but that's just my thinking.
Okay so my friend responded and he kind of beat around the bush. His response was very long and existential sounding, most of it had to do with life and such. He's a very deep person I guess. Here are some excerpts:
I'd used to think it'd be cool to date a porn-star or a Former porn-star before...
But something happens when you find someone you love and that is a part of their past...
...Anyhow, thanks but I think I'll pass on the link. I don't need to see that and sometimes while curiosity doesn't kill the cat it drives a knife a little deeper into it.
So in a round-a-bout way I guess that answers my question. It seems like it is a sore subject for him and he makes it sound like she doesn't do porn anymore. At least I know that he knows and the most important thing is that he is okay with it.
Lucky guy
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I'd used to think it'd be cool to date a porn-star or a Former porn-star before...
But something happens when you find someone you love and that is a part of their past...
...Anyhow, thanks but I think I'll pass on the link. I don't need to see that and sometimes while curiosity doesn't kill the cat it drives a knife a little deeper into it.
So in a round-a-bout way I guess that answers my question. It seems like it is a sore subject for him and he makes it sound like she doesn't do porn anymore. At least I know that he knows and the most important thing is that he is okay with it.
Lucky guy
imp:
Okay so my friend responded and he kind of beat around the bush. His response was very long and existential sounding, most of it had to do with life and such. He's a very deep person I guess. Here are some excerpts:
I'd used to think it'd be cool to date a porn-star or a Former porn-star before...
But something happens when you find someone you love and that is a part of their past...
...Anyhow, thanks but I think I'll pass on the link. I don't need to see that and sometimes while curiosity doesn't kill the cat it drives a knife a little deeper into it.
So in a round-a-bout way I guess that answers my question. It seems like it is a sore subject for him and he makes it sound like she doesn't do porn anymore. At least I know that he knows and the most important thing is that he is okay with it.
Lucky guy
And the part where you bomb his e-mail with pictures is where? fuck this sensitive bullshit!
I don't think there is anything significantly challenging about picking up a porn star, other than putting up with their shit. However, I see your point about it getting you more chicks in the long run...but you have to admit that Jessica Alba celeb credit will get you a lot farther with a lot more girls around the globe than if say you went out with someone like...
Poor Tito...don't he know you can't turn a hoe into a housewife?
He is also dating Jenna now, she looks bad. No way he could pull her when she was in her prime and hot
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