If Jay Cutler was a servant he'd be Jay Butler

[DewChugr]

If Rush Limbaugh was a woman she'd be Rush Bimbo

 

[ChickenFucker]

you fuckers make me sick

 

[b_sun]

If Adolf Hitler was a poop that came out after some butt sex he'd be Gaydolf Shitler

 

[magcshroom]

If Brock Lesnar retired from the UFC, he would be Brock Wrestler

If Brock Lesnar has a penis tattoo on his chest he'd be Cock Chestner

 

[DewChugr]

If Alice Cooper was a chick her name would be Alice Cooper.

 

[DewChugr]

If Jay Cutler was a golfer he'd be Jay Puttler.

 

[loyolabenson]

If Clay Matthews were into dudes he'd be Gay Matthews


If Aaron Rodgers had a Sex change he'd be Erin Rodgers

If Bart Star wanted to be a long distance gas passing champion he'd be Fart Farr


If Nick Collins wanted to name himself after his career ending injury, he'd be Neck Collins

 

[loyolabenson]

If Green Bay Residents had Teeth, they would have toothbrushes

 

[mikeshinobi]

If Jay Cutler lived with Batman and enjoyed intimate relations with men he'd be Gay Butler.

Aw fuck I didn't realize this is the same one in the thread title.

Errrr...

If Jay Cutler was an Egyptian he'd be Jay Tutler.

 

[loyolabenson]

IF Ndamokong Suh was the Stompee Rather than the Stomper he'd be IMGONNA Suh

If Matt Stafford were crushed into many pieces (By Julius Peppers) He'd be Glass Stafford

 

[loyolabenson]

If Mike Mccarthy resembled Rosie O'Donnell he'd be Dike Mccarthy

If you switch a few letters around in Green Bay, you would have R Been Gay

 

[Gambit]

If Brad Pitt ate a bunch of Taco Bell he'd be Bad Shitt

 

[skohh]

If Dorian Yates were German he'd be Dresden14.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

If a UFO landed on top of Soldier Field it would look like Soldier Field.

 

[zimok]

If someone lay a cross on a bale of hay, it'd be Christian Bale.

 

[DewChugr]

If tiger woods had a dog name instead of a cat name he'd be wiener wood(s)

If Michael Vick killed dogs he'd be called Michael the Dick

 

[loyolabenson]

If a UFO landed on top of Soldier Field it would look like Soldier Field.

true

 

[grapgat]

hahahaha, the Christian Bale one had me rolling on the floor!

If Barack Obama wasn't really born in the US and had a fake birth certificate, he'd be... oh, wait.

 

[grapgat]

If Barack Obama was a mother with ugly boobs, he'd be Badrack Onmama

 

[marketer77]

If the artist that cut off his ear got really pissed, he would be Vincent Van Gogh fuck yourself