If Jay Cutler was a servant he'd be Jay Butler

[potentialeight]

If two guys were fucking each other in the ass on the top floor of a burning building, the one who was on bottom would get out faster because he already had his shit packed.

 

[muscle-base]

Fuarking Jay Cutler brah He is huge.

 

[tomaszjot]

If Unarmed Gunman was armed he would be called Armed Gunman.

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

If Unarmed Gunman was armed he would be called Armed Gunman.

Believe me, I tried explaining that to the Judge.

 

[BruceM]

If someone lay a cross on a bale of hay, it'd be Christian Bale.

:1orglaugh:

 

[ebtek]

If Donald Trump took Jack3d he'd be Donald Pump

 

[ebtek]

If Macho Man Randy Savage was a vegetable, he'd be Macho Man Randy Cabbage.

 

[ebtek]

If Scottie Pippen occasionally put off going to the bathroom, he'd be Pottie Scippen

 

[ComradeGulper]

If Don Rickles had a penchant for sexually harassing coeds, he'd be Don Tickles.

If Don Rickles was a love 'em and leave 'em kind of guy, he'd be Don Fickles.

If Don Rickles was an avid collector of 5 cent pieces, he'd be Don Nickels.

 

[Instrumentalist]

If Tom Hanks were a boat, he'd be Tom Cruise.

 

[ComradeGulper]

Ronnie James Dio is now as extinct as the ancient species of reptiles. He shall henceforth be known as Rotting Bones Dino.

 

[tomaszjot]

If Mike really knew something about SEO he would be SEO_Mike

 

[tomaszjot]

If ChickenFucker really fucks chickens they should close KFC

 

[everlonglp3]

If William Shatner liked taking dumps on women he would be William Shatnerface

 

[momchil9]

And if he was Kayle Butler?

 

[ebtek]

If William Shatner liked taking dumps on women he would be William Shatnerface

its a stretch, but i approve

 

[everlonglp3]

Epic thread. 10/10

Would. Read. Again.

 

[Tobias Funke]

Okay, wait..............aw shit.

 

[dooogen]

bump

 

[groneg]

If Dick Butkus were gay he'd be Dick Buttkiss