I'm tired of these motherfuckin' fruit flies in this motherfuckin' kitchen!



Let's do this.

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jsphfcll said:
would not want to live there... stop being dirty
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Its not always about being dirty. You can get these little basterds anywhere. Care to guess where I took the following picture?


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Took this last week at the juice bar in Trump Towers in NYC. Even the Donald has these little bastards, and in one of the most luxurious buildings in the country.


And bleach the shit out of everything in that room. These little fuckers hate bleach
 
Hey!!! Stop hating on the Drosophila melanogaster, man.

You do realise they've done more to further the wellbeing of the human race through their easily sequenced genomes than any of our sorry asses will ever achieve, right?
 
Get rid of spoiled fruit, that's when they come out. Even if you catch them it'll only get you so far because they'll never stop until you fix the source of the problem. I eat a shitload of fruit and the only time they show up is when something is starting to get over ripe. Get a new roommate if they don't fix their shit / clean up.
 
m0rtal said:
Get rid of spoiled fruit, that's when they come out. Even if you catch them it'll only get you so far because they'll never stop until you fix the source of the problem. I eat a shitload of fruit and the only time they show up is when something is starting to get over ripe. Get a new roommate if they don't fix their shit / clean up.
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Yeah, this... flies are far better at breeding than you ever will be at killing them.
 
dmnEPC said:
Its not always about being dirty. You can get these little basterds anywhere. Care to guess where I took the following picture?


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Took this last week at the juice bar in Trump Towers in NYC. Even the Donald has these little bastards, and in one of the most luxurious buildings in the country.


And bleach the shit out of everything in that room. These little fuckers hate bleach
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live in nyc... i see this shit all the time... that fruit is shitty and old

donald trump does not eat there... dont kid yourself


i bet you guys have one of those infinity garbage pails where its like a puzzle to fit shit in so you never have to take it out
i had roommates like this once... they thought it was cool to leave dishes in the sink for days... it was cool when i threw all their dishes and pans in the dumpster

that was the last time i had a roomate
 
dmnEPC said:
Its not always about being dirty. You can get these little basterds anywhere. Care to guess where I took the following picture?

Took this last week at the juice bar in Trump Towers in NYC. Even the Donald has these little bastards, and in one of the most luxurious buildings in the country.
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Just about every restaurant in existence constantly battles with fruit flies. You deal with so much exposed food, so many people coming and going it's a basically a given.
 
Bofu2U said:
Maddog 20/20
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Bofu2U said:
drink
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I will do no such thing.

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update: that funnel bullshit just made it difficult for them to go inside - they were all hanging out on the rim so I sprayed the fuck out of them with some Raid and took down like 30 of them. Not sure how much they liked my roommate's apple juice. I've taken the funnel off and poured some Two Buck Chuck shiraz in the conatiner.
 
As others have mentioned, we just put 1/8 of a cup of apple cider vinegar and a drop of dawn soap. Not sure what the dawn soap does, but with two of these cups sitting out in the kitchen we have no problem with those little bastards anymore.
 
I made a clickbank product for this a while back haha :) no shit.

OP if this trap doesn't work hollar I'll hook you up.
 
shindig said:
vinegar and dish soap in a cup catches some.

Here in seattle we have a compost trash can separate from the trash and recycling and it's fucking insane if you try to throw something in it as they only empty it every other week.
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This is all you have to do, Cougarclaws.

take a small jar, wider is better, and put in vinegar and a small dollop of dish soap.

Cover with seranwrap and poke many holes in the seranwrap.

You are gonna be thrilled, give it one overnight for drastic results. Fuck fruitflies.
 
The vinegar will attract them and then when they land in the bubbles of the soapy water they cant get out and drown.
 
MyOwnDemon said:
^ This.

Fuck roommates. Living alone is the greatest thing ever.

I am typing this naked right now with a batman mask on while I listen to opera music. And there's no one here to judge me.
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screenshot or it didnt happen
 
Dude I've had this happen a couple times.


Get some of those fly strips. Get like 10 of them. Hang them from the ceiling or cupboards. It'll take about a week, but they'll all be caught. Watch out with those papers though, it's sticky as hell.
 
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