I'm tired of these motherfuckin' fruit flies in this motherfuckin' kitchen!

I've read vinegar in a few places. What's up with the dish soap? Does that attract, kill, or both?

Dish soap can kill most insects, because they 'breathe' via small holes in and around their legs, and the soap slowly suffocates them. Their respiratory system is passive, meaning they can open and close their spiracles, but if something clogs their air supply, they can't just blow it out like larger creatures can. For flying insects, it also weighs down their wings.

If you remove their food source for a couple weeks, you can take away their ability to sustain their population, and they will either die off or go outside.
 


Its not always about being dirty. You can get these little basterds anywhere. Care to guess where I took the following picture?


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Took this last week at the juice bar in Trump Towers in NYC. Even the Donald has these little bastards, and in one of the most luxurious buildings in the country.


And bleach the shit out of everything in that room. These little fuckers hate bleach

is this the DR in the trump building on wall st? damn, I'm there daily for random snacks and I know where I'll never be buying fruit.
 
is this the DR in the trump building on wall st? damn, I'm there daily for random snacks and I know where I'll never be buying fruit.

It's the juice bar off to the side. Not the deli/shop. It's an understandable problem, but I have to say it was pretty nasty.
 
This is all you have to do, Cougarclaws.

take a small jar, wider is better, and put in vinegar and a small dollop of dish soap.

Cover with seranwrap and poke many holes in the seranwrap.

You are gonna be thrilled, give it one overnight for drastic results. Fuck fruitflies.

This ^^

Coffee grounds attract them well also. Problem solved.
 
Dish soap can kill most insects, because they 'breathe' via small holes in and around their legs, and the soap slowly suffocates them. Their respiratory system is passive, meaning they can open and close their spiracles, but if something clogs their air supply, they can't just blow it out like larger creatures can. For flying insects, it also weighs down their wings.

Wtf, source?
I always thought that the soap fucks up the surface tension of the water so those fuckers drown.
 
lmao at tags, deep cleaning everything is the only thing that works. Boiling water in your kitchen drains.. etc
 
Wtf, source?
I always thought that the soap fucks up the surface tension of the water so those fuckers drown.


In the case of the flies, i think you're right. I was initially thinking of insects with hard exoskeletons like beetles. A particularly nasty property fruit flies (mosquitoes, etc.) have is that they can walk on the water- you could pour water on them and they just LOL and fly away (unless it's boiling).
 
The truck crunches over the gravel in front of the building, and comes to a halt. The sullen man at the wheel rubs his baggy eyes and glances at the dashboard clock.

"Six fucking o'clock in the morning," cougarclaws mutters to himself under his breath. "This better be worth it."

With a hard slam he shoves the car door shut, which almost drowns out the dull low-pitched white noise that begins at the same time as his private act of frustration into the sleepy morning Guam sunrise. cougarclaws twists his head to the right, seeking the source of the sudden aural disturbance of the dense lukewarm blanket-like fog.

It stands out, a sudden blur of flesh-toned motion to the right in a wall of dark emerald forestry. A stunted figure, moving in short jerky motions, staggers out from the tree line. As it emerges from the shadows, it raises the volume of its croaking groan while raising its bloodied raw hands in a clawed reach toward the origination of the slamming car door's sound.

"Holy shit" escapes from cougarclawss clenched jaws in a breathless whisper, as he hoists the pickaxe from his passenger seat. "This wasn't factored into my plans for the morning," he utters at the approaching monstrosity. He pockets the car keys and lights a cigar with his free hand, then braces into a squatting stance. The creature continues stumbling forward, then raises its head to stare with yellowed eyes from a pallid face smeared with a foul combination of dried blood and soil, and groans at a shouting level.

BANG BANG BANG BANG

Four loud gunshots ring out into the oppressing airborne moisture, and the monster stops in its tracks, eyes rolled back into its punctured head. With a final clasp of its stiffened dead-white farms, it falls to its side, limp ashy body collapsing on itself like a ragdoll. A voice rings out into the air, and cougarclaws shifts his frantic gaze to the top of the Sanford Building's roof. Karlo Dizon grins down on him, breaking a weary countenance with a brief glimpse of satisfaction, and pumps the action on his shotgun with a sharp staccato belying a practiced ease.

"You're gonna wanna get inside," he drawls across the several yards separating him from cougarclaws, as he trudges to the two-story ladder leaned against the brick wall. "You don't want to be caught out here when the rest of them home in on us from the smell, we've got to get hunkered down in the basement for a few days" he calls while his guest darts his gaze around at the surrounding wilderness and its constant whine of insect wings beating at the heavy atmosphere. cougarclaws starts a slow backpedal toward the front door, while shaking his head in disbelief.
 
take a water bottle cut the top off and put it back inside the bottle (should look like a funnel) and then tape the edges. Poor a little vinegar in the bottom and wait a day or 2 and say bye bye.

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Observe the maggots on the left. You need to clean your flytraps out regularly otherwise they turn really nasty. The way I do this is with some red wine or half a citrus fruit and put it in a cup. Then take your plastic wrap of choice and stretch it tightly over the top of the glass. Take a round toothpick and poke a half dozen holes or so in the top. Works on the same principle; flies go in but are too dumb to come out. Don't leave them for more than a couple days at a time though, otherwise you'll end up with a hatching of fruitfly maggots.

Instead of spraying Raid all around the place, hit them with Windex, or your favorite blue glass/surface cleaner. That shit kills most bugs almost instantly because it suffocates them and it's way less toxic than the bug spray. Works on ants, cockroaches, spiders, you name it. Good shit. As for the previously mentioned dish soap, it breaks the surface tension of the liquid so the bugs drown easier if they come into contact with the liquid.

But yeah, as someone already said, clean your shit up, keep it clean, and they will be gone in a few days.
 
I've got these fuckers in my kitchen right now too. It's got to be the heat. Anyway, I just put some red wine in a bowl with a piece of banana peel. Cover said bowl with saran wrap and poke some small holes in it. They'll climb in and won't get out. Cleared up my kitchen in one day.