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Dullspace

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Hello WickedFire,

As you probably know, I'm the most famous person on this forum and the best at affiliate marketing in the world. Unfortunately, this compromises a keep component of being successful online--anonymity. Over the last year, more and more marketers have met my surrogate (the employee I send to conventions to act as Dullspace on my behalf) and it is worrisome. I would like to prevent newer marketers and all first-time attendees from meeting him, so I have devised this plan:

If you meet someone on the convention floor, over a meal, or at a party and the topic of WickedFire comes up, I want you to tell them your online handle is Dullspace. I want you to say it nonchalantly, because remember, you have to play the part. Obviously if it's someone you have met before this won't work, but all new attendees should meet a minimum of 5-10 'Dullspaces' during their time in Las Vegas. At the PPC.bz party for example, I expect no less than 50 'Dullspace.'

And what's your incentive for doing this? Both me and my surrogate will be attending industry events and introducing ourselves to people as new affiliates. If you introduce yourself to either of us as Dullspace, we will calmly take out one crisp $50 bill and hand it to you. My surrogate will then tell you he is Circa, and I will use another name to protect my identity. It's simple, say you're Dullspace to us, and you get $50 for your trouble.

Thanks for reading and I hope you all have a wonderful convention.

To success,
Dullspace
 


At first this dullspace shit was annoying, but got damn that's a fucking awesome plan.
 
An Important Announcement from Barman

Throughout the years, I have written PPC.bz as a labor of love. Many, many thousands of people have come forward and said that they enjoy my writing and it makes them laugh. A good majority of these people have claimed to "buy me a drink" and or "smoke me out."

Well, you sons of bitches, I'm cashing these checks. If you come up to me, in person, and say you love my blog, and there is not a drink or blunt in my hand from you in the next 15 seconds, I will ban your IP from PPC.bz.

That is all.
 
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An Important Announcement from Turbolapp

Throughout the years I've heard "wow your Turbostation is awesome, it has inspired me to finally quit being a fat ass affiliate and lose some weight" Well if I meet your ass at ASE (can't make it to ASW this year :( ) and it's still fat, then I am hereby banning you from my twitter account.
 
What about those awkward introductions when the two people speak over each other on accident when saying their names and you get two dullspaces at the same time in the exact spot? Couldn't that cause a circa?
 
What about those awkward introductions when the two people speak over each other on accident when saying their names and you get two dullspaces at the same time in the exact spot? Couldn't that cause a circa?

If I overhear such a situation I will provide two complimentary front row tickets to the next Circa Du Soleil show of your choosing.
 
Throughout the year I hear "If I ever meet you in person I'm going to fucking kill you. I mean seriously, I'm gonna fucking gut you like a motherfucking fish".

So if turbolapp runs into me at ASW and doesn't back her threats up, everyone on Wickedfire owes me a scotch.
 
An Important Announcement from Barman

Throughout the years, I have written PPC.bz as a labor of love. Many, many thousands of people have come forward and said that they enjoy my writing and it makes them laugh. A good majority of these people have claimed to "buy me a drink" and or "smoke me out."

Well, you sons of bitches, I'm cashing these checks. If you come up to me, in person, and say you love my blog, and there is not a drink or blunt in my hand from you in the next 15 seconds, I will ban your IP from PPC.bz.

That is all.

ill buy you a drink.

It will be roofied.
 
are you done attention whoring yet? Can i close this thread and every other thread you make about yourself and your stupid ass name?

How about a new game. Punch everyone at asw who says their name is dullspace and buy a drink for everyone who says their name is circa
 
Umm... an Important Announcement from infinite_keith

I have an imoto ... something ...

WAIT! Let me start over.

I have an announment aboudsskkh ...

GOD DAMN! I fucked it up.

SHIT!

This joke sucks anyway.
 
are you done attention whoring yet? Can i close this thread and every other thread you make about yourself and your stupid ass name?

How about a new game. Punch everyone at asw who says their name is dullspace and buy a drink for everyone who says their name is circa

Truth.

Barman, keep your bitch on a leash.