Hello WickedFire,
As you probably know, I'm the most famous person on this forum and the best at affiliate marketing in the world. Unfortunately, this compromises a keep component of being successful online--anonymity. Over the last year, more and more marketers have met my surrogate (the employee I send to conventions to act as Dullspace on my behalf) and it is worrisome. I would like to prevent newer marketers and all first-time attendees from meeting him, so I have devised this plan:
If you meet someone on the convention floor, over a meal, or at a party and the topic of WickedFire comes up, I want you to tell them your online handle is Dullspace. I want you to say it nonchalantly, because remember, you have to play the part. Obviously if it's someone you have met before this won't work, but all new attendees should meet a minimum of 5-10 'Dullspaces' during their time in Las Vegas. At the PPC.bz party for example, I expect no less than 50 'Dullspace.'
And what's your incentive for doing this? Both me and my surrogate will be attending industry events and introducing ourselves to people as new affiliates. If you introduce yourself to either of us as Dullspace, we will calmly take out one crisp $50 bill and hand it to you. My surrogate will then tell you he is Circa, and I will use another name to protect my identity. It's simple, say you're Dullspace to us, and you get $50 for your trouble.
Thanks for reading and I hope you all have a wonderful convention.
To success,
Dullspace
As you probably know, I'm the most famous person on this forum and the best at affiliate marketing in the world. Unfortunately, this compromises a keep component of being successful online--anonymity. Over the last year, more and more marketers have met my surrogate (the employee I send to conventions to act as Dullspace on my behalf) and it is worrisome. I would like to prevent newer marketers and all first-time attendees from meeting him, so I have devised this plan:
If you meet someone on the convention floor, over a meal, or at a party and the topic of WickedFire comes up, I want you to tell them your online handle is Dullspace. I want you to say it nonchalantly, because remember, you have to play the part. Obviously if it's someone you have met before this won't work, but all new attendees should meet a minimum of 5-10 'Dullspaces' during their time in Las Vegas. At the PPC.bz party for example, I expect no less than 50 'Dullspace.'
And what's your incentive for doing this? Both me and my surrogate will be attending industry events and introducing ourselves to people as new affiliates. If you introduce yourself to either of us as Dullspace, we will calmly take out one crisp $50 bill and hand it to you. My surrogate will then tell you he is Circa, and I will use another name to protect my identity. It's simple, say you're Dullspace to us, and you get $50 for your trouble.
Thanks for reading and I hope you all have a wonderful convention.
To success,
Dullspace
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