It's 3am, and you awake to the sound of glass shattering

You always want the upper hand in any potential battle. A bat and dog is NOT giving you the best solution for having the upper hand.
 


You always want the upper hand in any potential battle. A bat and dog is NOT giving you the best solution for having the upper hand.

Yeah, but many of us don't live in a country where you can just head down the road to your local trade show, and pickup a semi-automatic assault rifle.

Actually, I think it's just the US. No other country allows for that, to my knowledge at least.
 
Yeah, but many of us don't live in a country where you can just head down the road to your local trade show, and pickup a semi-automatic assault rifle.

Actually, I think it's just the US. No other country allows for that, to my knowledge at least.

I think in most African countries you can whistle out your window and buy whatever you feel like from you local child arms dealer!!!!

Do not even have to leave the comfort of your home.
 
Yeah, but many of us don't live in a country where you can just head down the road to your local trade show, and pickup a semi-automatic assault rifle.

Actually, I think it's just the US. No other country allows for that, to my knowledge at least.

You dont live here so you dont know how the system works. Hell most that live here doesnt know how it works.

What is the difference in an assault rifle and a regular rifle? Tried to add semi-automactic to make assault rifle sound dangerous? Well you failed.
 
I know in the morning I would have to buy some serious disinfecting cleaners and some drywall and paint.
 
Get naked, get erect, grab my biggest dildo and a jar of Vaseline and pop down stairs looking excited and eager.

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I should be the one armed to the teeth considering that I live in a third world country. If most WF users own multiple weapons living in the US, then they'd probably own a minigun and for sure an armored hummer if they lived where I do.
 
Take some preemptive approaches and keep a handgun just in case.

There are things you can do to deter burglars such as making sure the outside of your home is well lit, having well trained dogs, and/or using a modern security system.

Shooting someone should be the last option if they actually stick around when your dog is eating them and alarms going off.
 
would immediately play this to scare them away

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAuo8IOFNuE]Eminem - 3 a.m. - YouTube[/ame]
 
When i was younger and lived on a ground floor flat on my own, some guy tried to break into my house while i was sitting watching TV.

The lights were off, blinds were closed, he probably thought no-one was in, was about 2am on a Saturday morning. He threw a massive stone through my window (which bounced about 1ft away from my head on the couch!!).... Then i saw someone climbing in the window.

I went to the kitchen, grabbed a massive knife and literaly ran at him screaming... he fucking shat himself and instantly went back out through the window.

Was pretty scary at the time, i was alone, stoned, didnt expect it at all. But he must have shat a brick when he saw me running at him full speed with a foot long knife in my hand :).

The next day, the exact same flat as mine (but on the next block of flats) was broke into and completely emptied.
 
I know in the morning I would have to buy some serious disinfecting cleaners and some drywall and paint.

Don't forget to smash your cell phone, disable your security system and return all those rental cars. Might look under the floor mats too...


I'd do what every other beta faggot on this board would do, try not to silently shit myself while quivering in fear.
 
Get naked, get erect, grab my biggest dildo and a jar of Vaseline and pop down stairs looking excited and eager.

If I was sleeping next to you with that monster dong dipped in a bottle of Vaseline .... I'd assume you were already naked
 
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Step 1: Take landline phone dial 911 say someone is breaking into my house, leave phone off the hook
Step 2: Grab .357 magnum and give it to family member
Step 3: Grab shotgun and go outside my room to the top of the stairs to make sure intruder doesn't begin going upstairs towards my family.
Step 4: Wait for police to come, or if intruder starts coming towards the main entrance way towards stairs leading upstairs, fire warning shot.. if he fires back or continues, do what I need to do.

With the way civil lawsuits work these days.. i have NO desire to shoot and injure/kill someone EVEN if I'm in the right. Id only do it if I ABSOLUTELY 100% needed to because I legit felt my life or my families life was in total and absolute immediate danger.. Being "justified" in the shooting just isn't good enough anymore because even if you're cleared of wrong-doing.. defending yourself in court costs a huge amount of money and then the civil case will also cost a huge amount of money either losing, settling, or paying good money for winning.. In the end, you always lose no matter what the outcome is.

Id much rather my family come out of this alive and financially safe rather than show how much of a tough guy I am by shooting an intruder in my home.. not that I would hesitate if I absolutely had to, but Im going to try my hardest to resolve it a different way.

My family's financial stability > my pride/ego.