Haha!
Nero IM'ed me on AIM at like 4 or 5 in the morning because he wanted to tell me that he was failing in affiliate marketing and was considering going back to law school instead.
Then after I fucked with him for a bit, I mean come on, he totally walked into it when he started out by asking "is every post you've ever made just linkbait?" and I replied with a "Yes. You found me out. You are a great detective."
Well anyway, after he went on his little "I knew it!" rant... he said he wanted to ask me for some advice that would make him money and me some money as a sub-affiliate... yeah fat chance at me biting on that one.
After 10 mins he pulled the whole "I'm actually drunk right now" excuse to cover up his stupidity, but seemed to type pretty well and respond quickly too. Then started to talk about how well he did on his LSATs after I told him "Yes. Quit. Go back to school and get a job sucking someone else's dick to become a partner in your firm". He went a bit nuts afterwards, and I blocked him and went to bed.
Oh how the silly overdramatic fuckers always make my day or night. But he is right. I am definitely an asshole to those who deserve it, and I know I come off as one as well, but that's just who I am. If ya don't like it, don't fuckin IM me and expect me to be all polite just because you're a member here. My life's mission is not to give out free advice to anyone who asks for it, I really don't get why that's such a hard concept to grasp.
And for those curious about my blog... it's not all linkbait at all. In fact, the truth is, I don't give a shit about my blog whatsoever. I know, I'll make a blog post on why I am such an asshole. Maybe I'll rank for "jon is an asshole".
