jon is an asshole

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Come here and I will kick your ass. :boid:And you will learn to talk German properly.

BTW......... Jon, you blog is damn fast.
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My blog is in the future!
 
Unfortunately he does own 7search (overheard someone talking about it at ASE) .

Your best bet is SearchFeed

Maybe he is an asshole, and maybe that's why he owns a great part of all flourishing companies... And about not-Jon's-property? SearchFeed? I've hear positive opinions about 3FN, what else???
 
If internet marketing isn't sales then what the fuck is it? Yes your marketing to sell people on taking action in some way, shape or form. Oh wait you use telepathic powers right?:error:

wow, someone doesn't like my overview. That's fine. All I'm saying is that we are not selling anything, we are just pointing them in the direction of the sale.

Hence if someone asks me to show them the products I sell, I could never show them a tangible example, ya dig?

But keep bringing the slams and/or insults, I realize it's part of the board.
 
Haha!



Oh how the silly overdramatic fuckers always make my day or night. But he is right. I am definitely an asshole to those who deserve it, and I know I come off as one as well, but that's just who I am. If ya don't like it, don't fuckin IM me and expect me to be all polite just because you're a member here. My life's mission is not to give out free advice to anyone who asks for it, I really don't get why that's such a hard concept to grasp.

And for those curious about my blog... it's not all linkbait at all. In fact, the truth is, I don't give a shit about my blog whatsoever. I know, I'll make a blog post on why I am such an asshole. Maybe I'll rank for "jon is an asshole".

This is what makes me laugh. If you don't give a shit about it, why have a blog up at all? Because you like how it feels when those "overdramatic fuckers" pucker up and press their lips against your ass day after day?

I don't get it. If you really don't care about any of this shit anymore, then why continue to run this forum and your blog, and then bitch about how people IM you and ask for advice? Why put yourself out there as some former super-affiliate slut, and then kick people in the ass when they line up to hump your kneecaps? For cheap entertainment?

I admit I've been here trying to gain some knowledge from the table scraps that you and the Andrew Wees of the forum sometimes send our way. But after a while I realize that its like the vultures feeding their young. I'm just chomping on some shit that you've regurgitated and spit back into my mouth. Which is fine. I can build off of your bullshit and come up with something original. I just think its a slap in the face when you say you don't give a fuck.

You know what- that's cool, too. Don't give a fuck. And keep running a forum and blog that you don't give a shit about, just so you can take pleasure in telling the shit-eaters like myself that you don't really care about any of it. No problem. But you'd think that somewhere, deep down in that asshole persona of yours, there's some spark of sympathy for the people you smear shit on, so they think there's some purpose to rummaging through the scrapyard. I understand you think its cool at your age to act like some all-knowing sage who can't afford to say anything to us little people without splashing a little condescension on it, but have a little humanity at least.

Regardless, you're right. Your fucking blog isn't really linkbait. Its already become a collection of links that lead to some really cool resources. I have to give you credit for that. Its a starting point for finding others who actually do want to give a little back. This forum is also a treasure trove of great links. There was a post a few weeks back that linked to an article about the 5 youngest and most successful bloggers. And that alone was worth the price of admission here. You can find a ton of info and fresh ideas from those bastards.

So if you really don't give a shit about any of this, then why do we hear from you at all? Why not spend more of your precious time jacking off at another affiliate summit instead of telling us how stupid we are for even thinking about asking you a question? Which actually begs yet another question- why are you going to an affiliate summit when you've already declared in your blog (the one you don't give a fuck about) how you've retired from affiliate marketing? Maybe I should IM that question to you, instead. I'm in the mood for getting pissed on tonight.
 
um..cause its more fun to hear people complain about why he doesn't give a shit...especially when they write walls of text trying to find some sort of sympathetic response... I mean shit can a guy get a break. Even when he says I don't give a shit, people ask why don't you give a shit......this is where you reply with....just cause.
 
This is what makes me laugh. If you don't give a shit about it, why have a blog up at all? Because you like how it feels when those "overdramatic fuckers" pucker up and press their lips against your ass day after day?

I don't get it. If you really don't care about any of this shit anymore, then why continue to run this forum and your blog, and then bitch about how people IM you and ask for advice? Why put yourself out there as some former super-affiliate slut, and then kick people in the ass when they line up to hump your kneecaps? For cheap entertainment?

I admit I've been here trying to gain some knowledge from the table scraps that you and the Andrew Wees of the forum sometimes send our way. But after a while I realize that its like the vultures feeding their young. I'm just chomping on some shit that you've regurgitated and spit back into my mouth. Which is fine. I can build off of your bullshit and come up with something original. I just think its a slap in the face when you say you don't give a fuck.

You know what- that's cool, too. Don't give a fuck. And keep running a forum and blog that you don't give a shit about, just so you can take pleasure in telling the shit-eaters like myself that you don't really care about any of it. No problem. But you'd think that somewhere, deep down in that asshole persona of yours, there's some spark of sympathy for the people you smear shit on, so they think there's some purpose to rummaging through the scrapyard. I understand you think its cool at your age to act like some all-knowing sage who can't afford to say anything to us little people without splashing a little condescension on it, but have a little humanity at least.

Regardless, you're right. Your fucking blog isn't really linkbait. Its already become a collection of links that lead to some really cool resources. I have to give you credit for that. Its a starting point for finding others who actually do want to give a little back. This forum is also a treasure trove of great links. There was a post a few weeks back that linked to an article about the 5 youngest and most successful bloggers. And that alone was worth the price of admission here. You can find a ton of info and fresh ideas from those bastards.

So if you really don't give a shit about any of this, then why do we hear from you at all? Why not spend more of your precious time jacking off at another affiliate summit instead of telling us how stupid we are for even thinking about asking you a question? Which actually begs yet another question- why are you going to an affiliate summit when you've already declared in your blog (the one you don't give a fuck about) how you've retired from affiliate marketing? Maybe I should IM that question to you, instead. I'm in the mood for getting pissed on tonight.

PMS?

Anyways, I thought I would chime in. For all the people who come to these boards thinking Jon is going to take you by the hand and lovingly lead you into the land of affiliate gumdrops, WTF are you thinking?

This is a great board, there are a lot of movers and shakers of the affiliate industry posting and making connections here. Instead of narrowly focusing on one man, make some fucking connections yourselves and stop bitching because the guy you are obsessing over isn't paying attention to you or isn't doing things that he says on time. That is his business, what is yours?

Grow up, learn, network, make some cash.
 
um..cause its more fun to hear people complain about why he doesn't give a shit...especially when they write walls of text trying to find some sort of sympathetic response... I mean shit can a guy get a break. Even when he says I don't give a shit, people ask why don't you give a shit......this is where you reply with....just cause.

I'm not looking for sympathy, nor am I asking to be led by the hand and shown how to start a business. Do you see me asking "how to get started" questions? Whenever anyone asks anything, they're bitched at for not using the search first. So I just use the search, and if I don't find an answer I look for it elsewhere. Why deal with the noobaphobia.

My point, in 300 words or less, is I find it odd for someone to run a blog and board for the purpose of providing a place for internet marketers to congregate, network, and learn from each other, and then say they could give two shits about it. That's all.

Can a guy get a break? Fuck that. I think we know what the response here would be if I asked for one.
 
I'm not looking for sympathy, nor am I asking to be led by the hand and shown how to start a business. Do you see me asking "how to get started" questions? Whenever anyone asks anything, they're bitched at for not using the search first. So I just use the search, and if I don't find an answer I look for it elsewhere. Why deal with the noobaphobia.

My point, in 300 words or less, is I find it odd for someone to run a blog and board for the purpose of providing a place for internet marketers to congregate, network, and learn from each other, and then say they could give two shits about it. That's all.

Can a guy get a break? Fuck that. I think we know what the response here would be if I asked for one.

You have nice eyes. Are you free tonight?
 
Can a guy get a break? Fuck that. I think we know what the response here would be if I asked for one.

There's nothing wrong with being a noob. We all were at one point.

The point is that there are way too many people asking STUPID questions b/c they're too lazy to get off their ass to research it. They want to be spoon-fed how to make $$. It doesn't work this way. To really make money online, you have to spend tons of hours, get creative and find your own answers to stuff.

On the occasions you can't find answers to difficult questions, come ask it here and you won't get ripped... just make sure it's you've searched thoroughly.
 
Jon might be a bit of a twat sometimes, but aren't we all?

Anyone who like Orbital and Ali G and refers to Pink Floyd and Monty Python for forum sections is cool by me.
 
WE HAVE TWO CONFIRMED BLACK PEOPLE NOW!


man i was having a serious fucking conversation with my parents and i opened this thread in a new tab and, when it loaded, i saw this and started laughing. they got a little more angry. :anon.sml:
 
Oh yeah, and I'm an honorary black man because of my third leg :D[/quote]


LOLOL!! This is the funniest $hit ever.....:bowdown::D:rasta:
 
I'm not black I'm just drawn that way.

You guys are cracking me up!

What abunch of wankers.
 
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