Just Got Rejected To A College
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Looks like they made the right decision.
The fact is that you don't give a dick about school and your 2.9 GPA shows it. There are plenty of people who WANT to go to school and NOT because they're missing out on the frat parties.
It's not like you even want to go for the "college experience" of meeting new people. You just want to relive high school with your friends who are about to graduate from college. You want to go for the wrong reasons. They smelled it all over you. You got rejected. Live with it.
Unless you want to look like a huge schmuck and walk into their office cause you're Mr. Big Bucks who runs the interwebz and could PPC them to hell and back. Then you would verify they made the right decision and you would be a confirmed uber douche.
It sounds like your little blog has inflated your ego and you're just now realizing that people outside of the interwebz don't really give a shit.
Dude, all this sounds highly dubious. If you are doing that well, you can afford to hire an admissions consultant. Seriously.....where are you going with all this?!
If you are not smart enough to recognize that there's more to the college experience than having fun in the 13-16th grade, you don't belong there in the first place. So don't waste your time or the professors' time!
If you are not smart enough to recognize that there's more to the college experience than having fun in the 13-16th grade, you don't belong there in the first place. So don't waste your time or the professors' time!
If you really want to expand your horizons, quit following the crowd, and go to college abroad. I know the universities don't give a fuck about your GPA if you have "life experience" and can pay the fees for a foreign student.
Or go travelling for 2 years.
Or go travelling for 2 years.
Best answer so far:
You've got some dough - rent a nice big old Victorian off campus for you and your buds - UberHouse - and just be the full time party logistics manager for your crew. Throw epic parties, bang some choice chicks. Work it. Own it. BE the college experience.
Deck out a few rooms in Uberhouse and set up some cam sites. Provide an alternative work-study program for some of the more disadvantaged hotties on campus. Set up a sting for the dean of admissions in a compromising position with one of these chicks and you're in. Pure fucking win.
Imagine the epic quality posts that you will then be able to provide this forum! Just saying....and remember, it was America's best and brightest who did so well through school and ended up with degrees out the ass, but ultimately managed to somehow fail this country.
If you'd studied more, perhaps you wouldn't be where you are now. Now you going to miss all this:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRVFfgoIKcg"]YouTube - Asher Roth - I Love College[/ame]
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRVFfgoIKcg"]YouTube - Asher Roth - I Love College[/ame]
neh neh neh neh neh
College is one of those stupid shit the mass do, but nobody really questions it because Joe SmallDick and his friends are doing it. Kinda like buying a house or eating plastic shit from Mcdonalds.
Dropping 30k for the "college experience" is a bad choice. I could binge drink, and fuck a bunch of STD bitches in Thailand for much less.
If you go to college because you wanted a degree, and get a 9 to 5 job like everyone else, yeah that's good. But for STD bitches and binge drinking and keeping up with your friends? Mhmm no.
Dropping 30k for the "college experience" is a bad choice. I could binge drink, and fuck a bunch of STD bitches in Thailand for much less.
If you go to college because you wanted a degree, and get a 9 to 5 job like everyone else, yeah that's good. But for STD bitches and binge drinking and keeping up with your friends? Mhmm no.
If this is really something like " My girlfriend left me and I'm pissed that I wasted all my time with her playing grown-ups while all my other college-aged buddies were out partying and banging sorority girls"- you really don't need the "college experience" to do that. No offense intended, I've been there.
If you want to party with your friends, you don't need to go to class with them. If you want to get laid, you don't have to be a student- especially if you are $uccessful.
If not, then maybe you need to start hanging around people that appreciate where you are in life.
If you want to party with your friends, you don't need to go to class with them. If you want to get laid, you don't have to be a student- especially if you are $uccessful.
If not, then maybe you need to start hanging around people that appreciate where you are in life.
It really is that easy. I go to RPI and I'm "quitting" after this semester. I say I'm quitting but there's but I plan on going to class next semester by just sitting in. The professors never care at my school, and it will save me a lot of money. Also I won't have to take bullshit requirement classes like biology.
Actually forget what me, Stephanie or Mr. Marlow said. This man just gave you the blueprint for recapturing the essence of college life. Fuck school, go get your UberHouse.
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Dont sweat the rejection. For every college out there, another one just like it exists. Go apply there. If you still want in, then go head out to JC and build up the GPA. As for your friends, forget about them. Going to school with the same buddies will be the same ol. College will bring the opportunity to meet new people and friends. Go solo.
Dont sweat the rejection. For every college out there, another one just like it exists. Go apply there. If you still want in, then go head out to JC and build up the GPA. As for your friends, forget about them. Going to school with the same buddies will be the same ol. College will bring the opportunity to meet new people and friends. Go solo.
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