Just neckbeard things

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I have a hipster/neckbeard wannabe on my friends list.

February 16
I'm half hispanic, my hair is dark brown but my beard grows in a magnificent deep red that women will spend $$$ to get like and still can't.

February 15
It's not that beards take patience it's that they take commitment, add a tattoo or 2 and a girl sees a bad boy she can lock down. They might as well walk around with a wet floor sign (give that a sec to sink in...) and there you have it. Honestly I'm still 50/50 on it, I'll get tempted to shave it off because it's no the scruff I like and I'm not up for commitment right now, but then I'm like "I've already made it this far, let's go a little longer and see what happens" — feeling at odds.

February 11
I love that not only is this photo and other versions of it making their rounds on the internet but that women are liking, decorating and retweeting it. I think it says quite a but about gender roles and/or the power of beards in modern society.

January 27
One week's growth on this whole beard thing, still kind of 50/50 on it.
 
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T99j7bw9eWo]How to do a Fedora Flip (How to, tutorial) - YouTube[/ame]
 
I have a hipster/neckbeard wannabe on my friends list.

February 16
I'm half hispanic, my hair is dark brown but my beard grows in a magnificent deep red that women will spend $$$ to get like and still can't.

February 15
It's not that beards take patience it's that they take commitment, add a tattoo or 2 and a girl sees a bad boy she can lock down. They might as well walk around with a wet floor sign (give that a sec to sink in...) and there you have it. Honestly I'm still 50/50 on it, I'll get tempted to shave it off because it's no the scruff I like and I'm not up for commitment right now, but then I'm like "I've already made it this far, let's go a little longer and see what happens" — feeling at odds.

February 11
I love that not only is this photo and other versions of it making their rounds on the internet but that women are liking, decorating and retweeting it. I think it says quite a but about gender roles and/or the power of beards in modern society.

January 27
One week's growth on this whole beard thing, still kind of 50/50 on it.

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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U_dttiDZ6w]Can You Feel Euphoria Tonight [feat. Hara O'Babylon] - YouTube[/ame]
 
Wait so a neckbeard isn't a hipster?

Both have delusions of intellect in common, but one would appear to be more introverted/unsuccessful with women than the other.

Today I might have learnt?