Just neckbeard things

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Have any of you ever met a real neckbeard in person? I've honestly never run into one...

Perhaps they were born inside Reddit and depend on staying in close proximity to it to survive?
 
Have any of you ever met a real neckbeard in person? I've honestly never run into one...

Yes i did. Myself.

All kidding aside: Yes. Pale, Fedora, not atractive. Talked to him a bit about participating in nanowrimo but he was all like "Well, it would be cool but i couldn't do it!". So i did it alone....saw him again a couple of years later. He was still hiding in his favourite dark corner on campus ..but had upped his game obviously.. by purchasing a trenchcoat. Also looked a bit paler than before.
 
that fedora tipper guy is actually an actor. forgot his name but he's been in a couple of noteworthy things
 
Have any of you ever met a real neckbeard in person? I've honestly never run into one...

Perhaps they were born inside Reddit and depend on staying in close proximity to it to survive?

Met up with a kid who I hadn't seen in 20ish years. Invited him over to go shooting with me and some friends since he had been asking about firearms due to his anti-government stance.

You might as well of had a list to check off for the neckbeard stuff, it was amazing.
 
I had surgery yesterday to remove a baseball sized pilonidal cyst on my tailbone/butt. It's caused from being hairy and sitting too much(too much coding).

This is the surgery (excision) I had, but not my ass:
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Another person, same surgery:
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The grossest part is packing/unpacking the wound twice a day...you have to take a q-tip and a big gauze pad the size of a paper towel, and push it deep into the hole to keep everything open.

And of course the surgeon was super hot, as if it wasn't embarrassing enough having someone spread my cheeks and get up close and personal. lol

Random fact about pilonidal cyst is in WWII 80,000 soldiers were treated for them from riding in jeeps on rough roads.

Just Neckbeard things