Most wasted you've ever been??

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ggg said:
15
New Years, every year
right.....NOW
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I was 15 too. It was at a friends brother's bar-mitzvah!

But the most wasted i ever was was at a party my senior year. I think we had like 10-12 tequilla slammers/ shots. The only thing i remeber is i fell down the basement stairs at my friends house and didn't feel a thing. But i was too drunk to get up so i just lay at the bottom of the stairs for an hour...it was pretty bad...

Last J i had was in august. I haven't really smoked since college though, i just did it cause i went to NY for a friends wedding so it was an old-times sake thing :rasta:


hope this thread inspires some good new-years partying!
 
MDSandB said:
can u stop makin FUCKING THREADS like these....................

This is not DP dont play ur post count shit here
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Here's what i don't get, of all my "gay"threads i started it seems like there are 3 bitter people who start ragging on me, but everyone else actually participates. so what's ur fucking problem? if u think its a gay thread then don't read it. Not like there are many other amazing threads being posted at the moment....
 
rgordon83 said:
Here's what i don't get, of all my "gay"threads i started it seems like there are 3 bitter people who start ragging on me, but everyone else actually participates. so what's ur fucking problem? if u think its a gay thread then don't read it. Not like there are many other amazing threads being posted at the moment....
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Kid,

its an advice before SEO_Mike or Stanley gives you the ANAL PENETRATION. Watch your moves. You may be shown the doors.
 
1. How old were you the first time you got shit-faced?

14.


2. What was the most wasted you've ever been?

18th birthday. Drank 1.4 liters of 70% bourbon, sat down on a pizza, vomited, head planted the vomit and passed out, woke up two days later and vomited again. Can't remember anything after the first 700ml of bourbon.
 
Dude I was 18 when I experienced "Tequila Nirvana".

LOL, my buddy Caulder and I were at a party, and it was kinda boring, so he grabbed a bottle of Cuervo and challenged me to a shot contest. The guys on the board that've met me can attest that I'm 6'4", about 220lbs, and drink a lot (I'm Irish, roll with me).

So, anyways... We get up in to the early 20's in our shot count, over the course of about an hour or two. We're both completely fucking drunk on this kid's patio, a bunch of tore up limes in between us and the wood bench / table that we're sitting at is just fucking covered in salt since now we can't even hit our licked hands - we're just throwing salt wherever we think we can get at it.

So he takes shot 21 like a champ. I take mine. We pour out #22, and he basically goes pale. He slurs that he can't do it. He's on the brink. I'm staring at #22 and find the courage within me. I take the shot. I am the champion of the universe.

So, about 30 minutes later, my girlfriend is holding me up while I'm puking my insides out over my toilet. I pass out, satisfied that I'm the champ. The next day my buddy calls me (the one that was having the party) and starts cursing at me... Turns out that Caulder (my tequila competitor) ended up walking in to the bathroom, whipping out his wang, and pissing all over everything in the bathroom, and then passed out in the bathtub with his junk in his hand and puking on himself to boot.

Great times!
 
1. 14

2. avantrosas 21st bday party

3. hmmm can't remember but i took a b-load 5 minutes ago :D

edit: dave, your a champ. 19 shots would kill half the population
 
haha good story... i dunno what it is about barf stories and how they captivate.

1. 15
2. last year going home to the motherland and drinkin shot for shot of polish vodka with the natives.... well...good thing is ..i won....bad thing is....i don't remember how i did it.
3. couple months ago with your mom
 
1. 15
2. Toga Party, 1994. My friend and I drank 2 bottles of red wine. Then I saw my friend run through the yard trip and fall into some nearby bushes, run out of the bushes and trip over this Spud Macanzie dog in the yard. She still has a huge scar on her knee from that night. After that I tried walking over to my friends all standing in a group and the cement suddenly flew up and hit me in the face for no particular reason. How rude.
 
rgordon83 said:
3 questions:

1. How old were you the first time you got shit-faced?

2. What was the most wasted you've ever been?

3. when's the last time you had a J?

just curious...
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1 - I was 13, most of my friends were 16-17. They got a hobo to buy us all 40's(he actually filled up a shopping cart, filled it full of 40's, and ran out the door with it and met us in the aley behind it, lol). I drank half of one and was so drunk. I got on 2 girls at the same time, in the same bed, and they didn't even know. :D

2 - Hmm.. I don't remember, if you know what I mean.

3 - I took 1 hit a few weeks ago. I don't like weed, but I was drunk and they dared me to do it. I got so messed I couldn't walk. My friend had to carry me to his car to drive me home. I had been drinking since 3pm and it was about 4am.
 
1. 16 or so.

2. As I am told. Went to a club way out somewhere far from where I lived at the time. Met some girls, went back to their house. My buddy was eating one of the chicks out upstairs in a bedroom, some other buddies that showed up tripped and put his head through the poor girls bathroom wall with his head. This was her parents house. We went into the garage and saw a mint Kharmin Ghia convertible, sat in it, etc. Then, my first buddy who was upstairs eating out this chick, turns out they were too loud as the girls whos place it was - sister, was in the bedroom next to them. Unbeknownst to all. So we all get the boot. Totally liquored, in my brilliance drive home. Buddy #1 starts smoking in my truck. I smell this and doing about 120kmh on the highway puke into my hand/lap. I start scooping the puke out the window while barrelling down the highway. This sets buddy off who also starts puking in the truck. I pulled over under an overpass. Both doors whip open and we lean out finish getting sick. Apparently we continued the drive home and survived to tell the tale.

Moral of the story, dont drink and drive, unless you have an automatic and power windows.
 
I didn't really drink until I was like 21-22

When I was 22-23, I had 3/4 of a big bottle of jager to myself and 4 generous shots of gin. I sat in the shower in my girlfriend's dorm all night with my clothes on, projectile vomiting. I was in there for a good 5 hours straight. Her roommates would come in and go the bathroom and I was too gone to even try to peek. She ended up undressing me and cleaning me all up.... and cleaning all the chunks of puke out of the shower so it would unclog... with her bare hands. The next day my stomach burned, but I felt fine otherwise.

I smoked a J the night before the job interview for the job I have now. I got through the whole interview and accepted the job then she told me there was a drug test. Luckily she couldn't get me an appointment until after the weekend. I went home and drank some tea concoction I found online. It made my whole body burn for a day, but I tested clean.
 
1) First time I got wasted.. 17.
2) Most drunk i've ever been.. Hmm..
Had to have been within the last 6 mos. Was at Element in Hollywood for Kia Shine's record release party (was stupid as hell.) when I get a call from one of my homegirls who model's for god's girls. Asks me where I'm at... Turns out she was with a few of the other GGs (YouTube - black eye club first 2 it shows) and they have a table at Les Deux. Now my homegirl knows that i've always been in to these two.. gets me in... and I went from 2 whiskey sours deep at club element, to full black out in literally less than 10 mins. Kate and Jiseppi (the two chicks in the video) started the night by each pouring grey goose and belvedere down my throat at the same time.. By the second one.. I was out. Wake up on my homegirl's couch, t-shirt around my neck, covered in puke. First reaction was to find cleaning shit and fix this..... Second thought was.. "Where the fuck am I?". So I clean up the couch n floor.. then go into the bathroom to clean myself up. Look in the mirror... gnarliest black eye. Turns out I got inducted into the black eye club. Quite the night hahahahah.
 
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