Mustard? Baller.



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[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZ_fakwSwc]Nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog! - YouTube[/ame]
 
Mustard is the shit, but no condiment can fuck with fresh ground horseradish. Not that weak shit they sell at the grocery store either, I get my shit from Srodek's in Hamtramck and it's freshly ground from horseradish root. That shit will blow your wig back. The only thing comparable is real wasabi.
 
I'll rather have hummus in my tea

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmJvbxjGuYw]Zohan's parents laughing at him - YouTube[/ame]
 
Mustard is the shit, but no condiment can fuck with fresh ground horseradish. Not that weak shit they sell at the grocery store either, I get my shit from Srodek's in Hamtramck and it's freshly ground from horseradish root. That shit will blow your wig back. The only thing comparable is real wasabi.

Horseradish is the GOAT condiment for sure. Hnnnng.
 
Turkish: "We're not backing out."
Brick Top: "You bet your bollocks to a barndance you're not backing out."
Tommy: "We're changing the fighter."
Brick Top: "Oh, fuck me, your lady friend got a voice? And who might you be changing him to sweetheart?"
Turkish: "You won't know him, but he's mustard."
Brick Top: "Mustard? I don't care if he's Muhammed "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters."
Turkish: "Look, you've still got your fight."
Brick Top: "No. I lose all bets at the bookies. You can't change fighters at the last minute. So, no, I don't have my fight, do I, you fucking prat?"
Tommy: "You can take bets at the fight."
Brick Top: "Put a lead on her, Turkish, before she gets bitten. And you don't want to get bitten, now, do you sweetheart."

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myumm mustard...

but I did not get the Zohan stuff (I did not understand it audio-wise) what the fuck are they talking about?

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