My Girl May Be Pregnant

He ran the hot water in the bathtub until the tub was completely full. He missed looking at sunsets in the mountains with his family. He missed the comfort of warm tea on a cold winter night. He wanted to be loved for who he was, but no one could love him. Not with his obsession. He emptied the large burlap sack into the water. Hundreds of human teeth floated and bobbed around in disarray. He slowly walked over to Cassie, who was duct taped in the corner naked and trembling. He removed the soaking tampon from her vagina and squeezed it into the bowl. Finally, it was complete. He poured the contents of the bowl into the tub water. Then, toting his gun at the girl, forced her to crawl into the thick, sticky soup he had created and they spooned for hours in the dark. Cassie felt his erection against her thigh the entire time.
 


(O_o) said:
He ran the hot water in the bathtub until the tub was completely full. He missed looking at sunsets in the mountains with his family. He missed the comfort of warm tea on a cold winter night. He wanted to be loved for who he was, but no one could love him. Not with his obsession. He emptied the large burlap sack into the water. Hundreds of human teeth floated and bobbed around in disarray. He slowly walked over to Cassie, who was duct taped in the corner naked and trembling. He removed the soaking tampon from her vagina and squeezed it into the bowl. Finally, it was complete. He poured the contents of the bowl into the tub water. Then, toting his gun at the girl, forced her to crawl into the thick, sticky soup he had created and they spooned for hours in the dark. Cassie felt his erection against her thigh the entire time.
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I LOL'ed
 
You've been playing a man's game. Now you can really be a man. Your kid is going to love you daddy!
 
schockergd said:
Becoming a parent is one of the greatest joys in the world.
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Sure but it's also pretty fucking hard, if you're trying to do it right.

I'm with everyone else: if you're young, not that into each other, stupid, immature, and/or about 50 million other reasons...abort.
 
house2008 said:
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Fuck I almost died laughing. This pic boosts me so much from the inside I can't even tell you
 
My mother tried to abort me, but even as an embryo I was stronger than the average fully grown man. The scalpel they tried to cut me out with shattered as soon as it touched my chiseled 3 week old abs. The doctor withdrew his hand in agony and refused to try again. Now here I stand, the epitome of human evolution. Next to you, a pathetic sunhuman fool who spends his days whiteknighting a moonfaced slore.
 
She does abort, she will hate you for it, not now, but she will, she will bring this up when you guys fight, I can sense it...but you are the lucky one, she agrees to abort, there are horror stories that have gone the other way...personally me, i will never have a kid, its too much stress, drama, money, time, and I dont have patience for any of it, I rather be using that money on some good old JohnnY Walker....whiskey..
 
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