1.) Lazy people who complain that they're poor.
2.) Facebook. Nobody gives a shit if you just watched a movie, or if your kid ate a WHOLE popsicle all by himself!
3.) People who are late. If you tell me you're going to be there at 2pm, then be there at 2pm.
4.) Old, prissy, delusional women who think their shit doesn't stink.
5.) People who believe driving like a jackass, weaving in & out of traffic is going to get them to where they're going faster.
6.) Lines at Apple stores whenever they release whatever-the-fuck the new thing is.
2.) Facebook. Nobody gives a shit if you just watched a movie, or if your kid ate a WHOLE popsicle all by himself!
3.) People who are late. If you tell me you're going to be there at 2pm, then be there at 2pm.
4.) Old, prissy, delusional women who think their shit doesn't stink.
5.) People who believe driving like a jackass, weaving in & out of traffic is going to get them to where they're going faster.
6.) Lines at Apple stores whenever they release whatever-the-fuck the new thing is.