Religion...

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

IT IS ONCE IN A BLUE MOON THAT I ENCOUNTER AS FANCIFUL A FEMALE AS I DID YESTERDAY ON THE PUBLIC BEACH I VISIT FROM TIME TO TIME. SHE WAS WORKING AS A LIFEGUARD AND UPON MY NOTICE OF HER, CLEARED THE BEACH BY WRAPPING HER LIPS EAGERLY AROUND HER WHISTLE LIKE SHE SOON WOULD MY SWOLLEN GENITALIA, AS SHE MISTOOK THEM FOR A BEACHED WHALE AND ITS SUCKLING BABIES. NOW ALONE WITH HER ON THE BEACH, I WAS ABLE TO SAY HER A FOND HELLO BY CASUALLY TOSSING MY SEA-SALTED, SUPER-SIZED, SANDY SEMEN SMOOTHIE SECRETING SALMON STICK DOWN HER THROAT. IT WAS AT THE MOST UNFORTUNATE MOMENT THAT THE BEAST ARRIVED FROM THE SEA. A MIGHTY CRASHING WAVE BROUGHT WITH IT A HUNGRY ORCA WHO FOUND IT FIT TO TAKE A HEARTY CHOMP OUT OF MY STATUESQUE SLOBBERING SEA SNAKE, AND TOOK WITH IT A PORTION OF MY UNDERSTATED YET ELEGANT ARMANI SWIM TRUNKS. FORTUNATELY, THE SIZE OF THE LEVIATAN BETWEEN MY LEGS RENDERED THE ORCA'S MEAL A MERE SCRATCH.

IMMEDATELY PRE-COITUS, I REMOVED THE PUDDING-PUMPING PENILE POSEIDON FROM MY FEMALE COMPANION'S STOMACH AND WASHED THE CREATURE 6 NAUTICAL MILES BACK OUT TO SEA WITH A REPRODUCTIVE MUDSLIDE THAT RAISED THE OCEAN'S SALINITY BY A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT.

I GUARANTEE IT.

Source: 4chan BBS - George_Zimmer Journal
 


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lukep said:
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Jeez, what's up with the Theism trolling this week? Is this like the 3rd thread now, or 4th?

For the record, if you believe in any higher powers at all that you can't prove exist; you're going to feel silly later when you finally do realize that you're a dumbass.
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Or you actually won't because they could never be proved to not exist either.
 
Dark Cognitive said:
Anyway, i'm out. The debate has been steered into ridiculous territory so i'm sure someone else will answer your simplistic questions.
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Same here. It's a waste of time. Listening to this guy (Ar Scion), I'm pretty convinced he's just an 18 yr old emo college kid who needs to grow up. The "deep" and philosophical posturing, but an underdeveloped sense of logic & reasoning. Heck, we were all like that at his age :p
 
sennin436 said:
Same here. It's a waste of time. Listening to this guy (Ar Scion), I'm pretty convinced he's just an 18 yr old emo college kid who needs to grow up. The "deep" and philosophical posturing, but an underdeveloped sense of logic & reasoning. Heck, we were all like that at his age :p
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Just cause you disagree with someone, no need to be a condescending douchebag.
 
Ah, my 800th post was a successful thread. And I was gonna post boobs.

My God is the Universe; It is alive. It has infinite power, indescribable intelligence.

We are a microcosm of It. We are godlike for this very reason.



Climbing down from my soapbox and exiting stage left...
 
Dark Cognitive said:
No, insufficient scientific evidence does NOT mean it doesnt exist, it just means theres no reason to believe it DOES exist.

Thats being rational. What isnt being rational, is saying "hey, i think this thing exists but i've got pretty much no evidence for it, but its up to you to prove me wrong".
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What about footprints. I'm sure some people in this forum know something about footprints. How do you explain the origination of DNA information.
 
MadMaxNine said:
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It'd be nice if it were that simple. But unfortunately religious politicians effect the way atheists live and what we can do.
Scientific research (Stem cell), education, wars, and much more are effected by ancient myths that people can't let go.

And it's definitely more than 2% that believe like the troll on the religious side.. possibly the atheist side too.
 
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If you look at major atheist governments in this century. Like Russia and China; killing close to 100 million people; its quite the fuck up on the atheists behalf. Should I let those stains effect the way I look at all atheists.
 
Roberto said:
How can you talk about Jesus like this ?
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As easy as I talk shit about Odin. It's easy to talk shit about someone when you know they can't harm you - cause they dont fucking exist :)

Jesus was just the David Koresh of his day.
 
Rusky said:
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If you look at major atheist governments in this century. Like Russia and China; killing close to 100 million people; its quite the fuck up on the atheists behalf. Should I let those stains effect the way I look at all atheists.
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I've thought a lot about those governments and it's not because of the fact that the government was atheist.. but it was because those governments were led by people who were not cycled out of power every 4-8 yrs. Anyone who remains in power for too long grows insane with the power. It's not even socialism that's the problem.. it the simple fact that a communist government basically has a dictator with unlimited power.
 
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Or it could it be that removal of certain morality from the mind had its effect. But I agree with you, and dont clump everybody in the same category.
 
Rusky said:
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Or it could it be that removal of certain morality from the mind had its effect. But I agree with you, and dont clump everybody in the same category.
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Religion does not bring a certain sense of morality.. it brings a threat of going to hell if you don't follow god's laws. Atheist's fear being physically hurt or permanently killed if they don't follow man's laws. Really, I think they both impose the same amount of morality-by-fear.
 
Rusky said:
If you look at major atheist governments in this century. Like Russia and China; killing close to 100 million people; its quite the fuck up on the atheists behalf. Should I let those stains effect the way I look at all atheists.
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Rusky, how many times are you going to bring this up?!?

I have personally witnessed 4 different people explain to you in the past that those evil dictators did what they did for their own reasons: Atheism has NOTHING to do with it because all Atheism is is not believing in a god.

Now if they DID believe in an Evil god, that would be a telling sign, but they did NOT believe in anything... Hence there is NO COMMON BELIEF to unite them.

As for your point about Atheists lacking morality; that is insulting. You have just called every atheist on this board Immoral again.

Why don't you go find a Black person and call him a lowly yard monkey?

The fact is that Good people will do good things; religious or not. Same with bad people. Religion doesn't somehow "Fix" them, in fact it always makes them poorer because the church always asks for money. -And poverty is a very well proven cause of Crime.
 
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