Rick from Pawn All Stars



If you like pawn stars, look into a show called "Storage Wars".

Basically, when people can't pay the fee to keep their storage locker, the entire locker is auctioned out. The buyers can look but can't touch prior to bidding.

I've been to a couple of those, never bid on the whole unit after I saw the fucking absolute shit show the first couple buyers ended up with but I made some good money and ended up with a <insert sean penn voice>sweet set of tools</sean penn voice> buying up every toolbox they auctioned off unopened.

Never seen the show but IRL, they open the storage unit like 2' max for long enough for everyone to bend over and try to peer into the murky gloom, then slam the door down and try and find a sucker. If that doesn't work, they throw it wide open and pull out everything you can't see inside of (tool boxes, storage crates, sealed boxes, etc) and auction those off. Then they sell off all the trash to some poor fool for like $50 who thinks he's getting a steal but is really getting a bunch of garbage to dispose of.

Interesting division of the classes at storage auctions.
 
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^^ Yeah, some of the sellers are hilarious. Sometimes they are like, "I'd like to get $3000, but the absolute LEAST I would take is $1,500." A short time later they are outside, "I got $450, I'm happy. It's more than I came in with. I'm going to have a nice dinner!"
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Made me LOL!
 
Man.. I knew about pawn stars but hardcore pawn is even better; what a bunch of fucking low lives. The owner is the biggest scum bag but the customers aren't really much better.
 
We started watching Storage Wars on the weekends to laugh at them. The joke is on us.

The meme in our house when someone is screwing over another family member is "YEPPPPP!"

Dad, can I stay out till midnight...

"YEPPPPP!"

11 PM

"YEPPPPP!"

Damn, you are a dick...

"YEPPPPP!"
 
I LOL everytime someone does a negotiation. Every single deal is done the same way... scripted as hell.... But I still somehow watch.....
 
We started watching Storage Wars on the weekends to laugh at them. The joke is on us.

The meme in our house when someone is screwing over another family member is "YEPPPPP!"

Dad, can I stay out till midnight...

"YEPPPPP!"

11 PM

"YEPPPPP!"

Damn, you are a dick...

"YEPPPPP!"

haha in our house as well. Wifey and i always crack up when we hear some random person saying "YEP" :D
 
Anyone been to the actual store? I think its behind MGM isn' it? Over by empire ball room?

Never been there myself but I got married in Vegas, my future in laws really wanted to go see the store. At the time they had tourists lined up around the building with over an hour wait to get in so they used my grandmother, sitting in a wheel chair and on oxygen to hop to the front of the line. Probably pissed off a bunch of yokels hoping to sell fake Confederate swords and stuff.
 
My buddy was in vegas last week for an HP conference, he went into the store and was talking to the 400lb black guy who you see in the background as the bouncer. He said that guy is absolutely huge, but they shut down the store for filming the episodes otherwise it's like 300 people in this tiny place constantly. He didn't see Rick and the gang as those guy are probably in the back room counting their money.

There is another similar show called Pawn Queens, best part is these two chicks and the tight t-shirts they wear. But one of them is ruthless bargainer..